Caffeine lyrics

[Verse 1]
Drag me out of bed
Now I'm at the spot, yeah
Same old people
Wow, what a change of pace
Catchin' up with kids I caught up with last week
What can I say except for "Hey, how's your ex? Where's your—"
Why the f*ck am I here?
And there's this lame-ass chick
Who wants a chance with me
And she just spilt her sh*tty mixed drink on my feet
And f*ck these tunes, they're trash
Some 80s pop rehash
And now she's on my lap
Takes off my Good Co. cap

[Chorus]
Woah momma, woah girl
Can you take it slow?
Like, I ain't even had my coffee yet
There's a reason I'm hiding by the microwave
And it's so that we could have some time well spent
I mean baby can't you see?
You're not the type for me
I'm minor league, girl
Six shots for my DD
Just get away from me
All I need is some caffeine
[Verse 2]
Okay f*ck this I'm on the porch
I'm getting fresh air
If fresh is what you call cigarettes and awkward stares
So yeah, y'all make me have a few and all it did was worse my mood
And now the yard's a whirlin' tie-dyed mess in my eyes
And now some douche is yellin' "Buffalo" like ten times
I hope the cops get called
f*ck handcuffs, least I get a ride
And this is nice now and then
But here I am again
Where the f*ck am I again?
Whatever, I gotta bounce
I wanna watch TV
Recline and warm my feet
With just a bit of, uh
Well, you get the point

[Chorus]
Woah momma, woah girl
Can you take it slow?
Like, I ain't even had my coffee yet
There's a reason I'm hiding by the microwave
And it's so that we could have some time well spent
I mean baby can't you see?
You're not the type for me
I'm minor league, girl
Six shots for my DD
Just get away from me
All I need is
All I, All I need is
Some caffeine
Some caffeine
[Outro]
(Humming)