Disclaimer: these are visual representations of feelings
intuitively translated from semantics gleaned during initial impression: (Lol colors are the real BS cheap version, each person has 7 options and they are deduced from posture, speech patterns, etc... This type of interpretation is more innovative but operates off of a similar principle, it's just more intuitive, and less of a "parlor trick"-y) method.
(Also I have trouble doing this for women... sorry, I'm no Tiresias)
Edwin - Wool - cascading curly locks rising on a thinly set crescent
Tom - Funnel Tilted forward - Concave funnel, tilted 5' - 10'
Ilan - Double Helix
Andrew Warner - Beetle's Pincers - Concave horizontal forward jutting discs
Mat Brown - Straight Funnel With Blocks And Rectangles Dotting Surface - Kind of like a Gundam, voltron, type mechasoldier
Streetlights - Two Pillars - A "U" is connecting them and their tops are bulbous
Tobias - Toucan's Beak - Right angle with a low arcing canopy
Palacelight - Reptar - angular back, 2 points extending in front
Vesuvius - Waterfall - Low point fuzz, vertical strings like spaghetti suspended in front of a fan
Jeeho - Coatrack - extended points jutting at all angles like a stripped Christmas tree, but they're smooth
Yusef - Hammock - An upside down version of Tobias'
Ezra Glenn - Christmas Stocking - Kinda like a rocking chair
Peter - Milkshake With Straw Out The Top - Solid mass with antenna
Adam - Cape silhouette - Similar to Vesuvius', but concave in the other direction
Avi - Armchair - square foundation, support
Also forgive me if anyone finds this offensive, these are simply translations of a first impression, in no way intended to be an accurate portrayal; just a look into my side of the scoop.
Here's a stab at the ladies I've met... I'm always worried about upsetting women. Their softness of character and rapturous nature totally throw off my circuits.
Elizabeth Milch - Rotating bucky ball - pure power and symmetry in constant rotation
Beesknees - Indian Headdress - Rising incline, Grand organ shape
Singleportrait - A combination lock - Cryptic, durable, makeshift weapon
Jhanna - Joshua Tree - hands raised in supplication
Jael - Akimbo Stance - Always dancing
J. Somers - Cactus with arbitrarily placed rubber nipples - An aura that both bushes and pulls. I get a jedi feeling from Somers