Wake up! There's a morning song for you
It goes like:
How could I have carried myself here?
Some skank must have poisoned my drink
And I've got five minutes till the landlord comes knocking
I'm so tired I can't straight think
Wake up! There's a morning song for you
It goes like:
How can I help my friend to find his way back home?
I would walk one hundred blocks so he won't be left alone
Dear landlord who's fast advancing:
Walking is as hard as dancing
Dear landlord, please don't evict me
Walking's hard but dancing is so easy
How can I help my friends to travel home in health?
I would ride one hundred miles in the trunk all by myself
She's not afraid of the fuzz machine
She's not afraid, still she screams