n*ggas vs. Black People lyrics

by

Chris Rock


Now we've got a lot of things, a lot of racism in the world right now, Who's more racist? Black people or white people? Black people, you know why? Because we hate Black people too! Everything white people don't like about Black people, Black people REALLY don't like about Black people.

There's some sh*t going on with Black people right now. There's a civil war going on with Black people, and there's two sides: there's Black people and there's n*ggas. The n*ggas have got to go. Every time Black people wanna have a good time, ignorant-ass n*ggas f*ck it up. Can't do sh*t! Can't do sh*t without some ignorant-ass n*gga f*cking it up. Can't do nothing. Can't keep a disco open more than 3 weeks! Grand opening, grand closing! Can't go to a movie the first week it comes out! Why? 'Cause n*ggas are shooting at the screen. What kind of ignorant sh*t is that? "Hey, this is a good movie, this is so good I gotta bust a cap in here!"

Hey, I love black people, but I hate n*ggas, boy. Boy, I hate n*ggas. Boy, I wish they'd let me join the Klu Klux Klan! sh*t, I'd do a drive-by from here to Brooklyn. I'm tired of n*ggas, man! You can't have sh*t when you around n*ggas. You can't have sh*t when you around n*ggas. You can't have sh*t! You can't have no big screen TV! You can have it, but you better move it in at 3 in the morning, paint it white, hope n*ggas think it's a bassinet. Can't have sh*t in your house! Why?! Because n*ggas will break into your house. n*ggas that live next door to you break into your house, come over the next day and go, "I heard you got robbed." n*gga, you know you robbed me. You ain't hear sh*t 'cause you was doing sh*t!

You know the worst thing about n*ggas? n*ggas always want some credit for some sh*t they supposed to do. A n*gga will brag about some sh*t a normal man just does. A n*gga will say some sh*t like, "I take care of my kids." You're supposed to, you dumb motherf*cker! What are you talking about?" What kind of ignorant sh*t is that? "I ain't never been to jail!" What do you want, a cookie?! You're not supposed to go to jail, you low-expectation-having motherf*cker!

f*ck man! I'm tired of this sh*t! You know what the worst thing about n*ggas? n*ggas love to NOT know. Nothing make a n*gga happier than not knowin the answer to your question.
Just ask a n*gga a question. Any n*gga! "Hey, n*gga, what's the capitol of Zaire?" "I don't know that sh*t! Keepin' it real!" n*ggas love to keep it real... Real dumb! n*ggas hate knowledge. sh*t. n*ggas break into your house; you want to save your money? Put it in your books. 'Cause n*ggas don't read. Just put the money in the books. sh*t, books are like Kryptonite to a n*gga. "Here's a book!" "AAHHH! NO! NOT A BOOK! NO! NOOOO!"

Tired of this sh*t, man! Your kids can't f*ckin' play nowhere. Every year the space gets smaller! Okay, you can go from that corner to that corner. Oh, you can go from that gate to that gate. By the time that f*cker's 10 he's just hoppin' in a circle like...

Tired of this sh*t, man! Tired. Tired. Tired. Fe, fi, fo, figga, boy, I hate a n*gga! Boy. Tired of this sh*t, man! TIRED, man! n*ggas just ignant. Love being... singing 'bout ignorance. I heard some song the other day, "It's the first of the month." n*ggas are singing welfare carols! "On the first day of welfare my true love gave to me... I wish you a Merry Welfare and a Happy Food Stamp!"

The f*ck is going on?! What the f*ck is going on? Now they got some sh*t. They tryna get rid of welfare. Every time you see welfare in the news, they always show Black people. Black people don't give a f*ck about welfare. n*ggas are shakin' in they boots. "Boy, they gonna take our sh*t!"

sh*t, a Black man that got two jobs, going to work everyday, hates a n*gga on welfare. Like, "n*gga, get a job! I got two! You can't get one?! I would give your lazy ass one of mine, but you'd get f*cked up and get laid off! They wouldn't hire another n*gga for 10 years!"

sh*t, a black woman that got two kids, going to work everyday, bustin' her ass, HATES a b*tch with nine kids gittin' a welfare check. Like, b*tch stop f*ckin'! Stop f*cking! Stop it! Put the di*k down! Put it down! Get a job! Yes, you can get a job! Get a job holdin' di*ks! Whatever you do, get paid to do it!

Tired of this sh*t, man! I'm tired! Tired. Tired. It ain't all Black people on welfare! sh*t! White people on welfare too! We can't give a f*ck about them! But we just gotta do our own thing.
Can't go, "Oh, they f*cked up, we can be f*cked up!" That's ignant! White people don't care! First of all, they try to make it look like... There ain't even that many Black people in the country. okay? Black people are ten percent of the f*ckin' population. Black people are in New York, D.C., L.A., Chicago, Atlanta... Like 10 places. Okay? Ain't no Black people in Minnesota! The only black people in Minnesota is Prince and Kirby Puckett. sh*t... The whole rest of the country, the other forty states, is filled up with broke-ass white people. Broke-ass, livin' in the trailer home, eatin' mayonnaise sandwiches, f*ckin' they sister, listening to John Cougar Mellencamp records! sh*t. Get the f*ck outta here, man! And they need ya help? Naw, man!

And I see some black people lookin' at me! "Man, why you gotta say that? It ain't us, it's the media. The media has distorted our image to make us look bad! Why must you come down on us like that, brother? It ain't us, it's the media." Please cut the f*ckin' sh*t, okay?! Okay?! Okay?! When I go to the money machine tonight, alright, I ain't lookin' over my back for the media! I'm lookin' for n*ggas! sh*t! Ted Koppel ain't never took sh*t from me! n*ggas have! So, you think I got three guns in my house 'cause the media outside? Oh, sh*t, Mike Wallace! Run!" Get the f*ck outta here, man! Tired of this sh*t. Tired. Tired. Tired of this sh*t!
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