Unknown Stuntman lyrics

(Verse 1)
Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell
But I've been seen with Farrah
I've never been with anything less than a nine
So fine
I've been on fire with Sally Field, gone fast with a girl named Bo
But somehow they just don't end up as mine

It's a death-defying life I lead
I'll take my chances
I've died for a living in the movies and tv
But the hardest thing I ever do
Is watch my leading ladies
Kiss some other guy while I'm bandaging my knee

(Chorus 1)
I might fall from a tall building
I might roll a brand-new car
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman
That made Redford such a star

(Verse 2)
I've never spent much time in school
But I taught ladies plenty
It's true I hire my body out for pay
Hey hey!
I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs
Blown up over Raquel Welch
But when I wind up in the hay, it's only hay,
Hey hey!
(Chorus 2)
I might jump an open drawbridge
Or Tarzan from a vine
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman
That makes Eastwood look so fine

(Verse 3)
They'll never make me president
But I got the best first ladies
Some days I got 'em as far as the eye can see
Oo-wee
A morning drive with Jackie Smith
A crash in the night with Cheryl
But in the end they never stay with me

(Chorus 3)
I might fall from a tall building
So Burt Reynolds don't get hurt
I might leap a mighty canyon
So he can kiss and flirt
While that smooth talker's kissing my girl
I'm just kissing dirt
Yes, I'm the lonely stuntman
That made a lover out of Burt