ぬれる & あつい lyrics
by I Fucked a Turkey
[Hook: Connor Edwards]
First off, f*ck your b*tch and the clique you claim
Don't need to f*ck her, no, she knows my name
She'll be calling me "Daddy" by the end of the day
You ain't sh*t, man, it's my di*k she'll crave
[Verse 1: Connor Edwards]
Hidden under sheets like a burka
Sneak up behind and f*cking murk you
Back at It again like I'm from Jakarta
Why do you think you've got the chutzpah
To talk to me like I'm f*cking backwards?
Striking back like I'm friends with Fatah
Swung right hook, leave you with a crook jaw
c*nt, you're all talk like f*cking Limbaugh
Man, I'll be gruff, when you're acting tough
All these empty threats, it's a bluff
Will you ever realise when it's enough?
Speak to me again and you'll get a swift cuff
[Hook: Connor Edwards]
f*ck your b*tch and the clique you claim
Don't need to f*ck her, no, she knows my name
She'll be calling me "Daddy" by the end of the day
You ain't sh*t, man, it's my di*k she'll crave
[Verse 2: Fried Rice]
What up, kids? It's Dodgy Dave
Burst in your house, make your b*tch my slave
Give her an epileptic fit, nineties rave
She won't be walking for days
'Cause I broke her legs
Call me Eazy-E, I've got chronic AIDS
I go to a safe space and snipe out the gays
I don't see what's wrong with sex underage
I bang my sister, say every day
I have prostate cancer and inflamed bowels
I f*ck your b*tch, got her screaming vowels
A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes Y
Man, I really want to f*cking die