(0:10) Steve:
I’m feeling so fine baby, finally get to diss you out
Get my sh*t straight, suck my di*k, have you moan and pout
You better run off when I grab my diamond sword and shield
You’re not cool, You’re my slave, so get back to the fields
I am a legend, created by the one and only Notch
You were created by a ching chong, suck my blocky c*ck
Minecraft, My-Craft, you’re f*cking homosexual
You’re a 2D flat ass b*tch, barely even flexible
How old are you, Grandpa? You have f*cking chicken bones
You let freedom ring but never picked up the phone
(0:36) G&W:
n*gga what the f*ck? What was that actual crap
You may beat me in a fight but you forgettin I’m black
Your raps are like a pig, you should get back in the wild
And that’s Ironic considering I’m the Starving African Child
Hairstyle lookin like Zuckerberg, skin tone like a cookie
Kill yourself with an Iron sword, call yourself Yuri
Bring you to the Flat Zone, get beaten by my gang
Craft a blocky noose and leave your ass hanged
You’re a quitter, I’m quicker, My disses are sicker
Did you really expect me to lose to a sand n*gga?
(1:02) Herobrine:
WHAT DID YOU f*ckING SAY? I’LL HAVE YOU TORN APART
PUT MY ASS ON YOUR FACE AND LET OUT A NICE SHART!
THIS IS THE END FOR YOU c*nt, YOU LIVE NO MORE!
END YOUR LIFE WITH MY TANTS, BLOOD AND DEATH GALORE!
(1:13) G&W:
From the 80’s and I’ve lived longer than you ever will
Plain ass blue clothes, did you buy that at Goodwill?
You’ve been put to rest, left this fake pasta slain
Read the chat messages: “-Herobrine left the game”
(1:23) Nigward:
Just like my gun, in this battle, YOU b*tchES BLEW IT!
I’m the best rapper and all of YOU GOD-DAMN KNEW IT!
You silly faggots p*ss me off more than Spongebob
I’M GOING TO END IT! f*ck THIS PATTY-FLIPPING JOB (dies)
Squidward's Suicide:
Barnacle heads, f*ck off, I’m workin on my art
Herobrine isn’t creepy, but really adds the gay part
This battle is retarded and super duper lame
See you in hell, I went out like Kurt Cobain