Logic vs. Eminem - Epic Rap Battles of Cancer lyrics

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Epic Rap Battles of Cancer


[VERSE 1: LOGIC]

Hello! I am Logic
You've kinda got a frog di*k
It looks pretty yummy to put it in my tummy!
Eminem? More like Lemon Hem
Why don't you just shut the f*ck up!
Eminem eats a Femonem then he f*cks her in the but
But? Isn't her name Kim?
f*ck a little kid off you go to a slim jim?
I don't wanna hear anything about your rock
Looking like you've got a tiny c*ck
Shock lock fock croc Crocodile!
Ever heard of a f*cking nile?
Why don't you eat my poppy file!

[VERSE 2: EMINEM]

CHIKACHIKACHIKACHIKACHIKA f*ck you
Logic is a b*tch and he eats fat poos
Look at me I'm f*cking tall
Call yourself logic but you got no balls?
Slim Shady has a message to say FUUUUCK your gay!
Black man!
You're kind of a hack man
Patb*tch, fat b*tch my bank account? Round man!
Wait, f*ck. That didn't rhyme
Logic, pog it, you are kind of sublime
Ever heard of a b*tch? That it you. Nig nig nig!

[VERSE 3: LOGIC & EMINEM]

Well, Eminem, I've got something to say!
Go ahead b*tch I don't got all day!
I'm taking a sniff smells like up-dog, figga!
We'll, what is that?
WHAT'S UP DOG? n*ggAAAAAA
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[VERSE 4: SLIM SHADY]

Now I am Slim Shady!
I'm going to f*ck your lady!
Look at my f*cking chain!
You are kinda f*cking lame!

[VERSE 5: LOGIC]

What, like Hungrybox?
Stupid Slim Shady you hungry-for-c*cks?
Please! No one loves your pee!
Eminem has PTSD
I don't even need to battle
Baby face, Blue Face dance dance rattle!
So i will finish you off
Broth

[VERSE 6: SLIM SHADY]

n*gga! f*ck you!
I've never seen a b*tch taking so much booze
Wait, no, that is me
Wait, blow, I gotta pee
Listen I'm Glistening
Taking a p*ssening
p*ssing on kicking things
Eminem hitting things!
Eminem doesn't f*ck
Eminem pays bucks
Eminem wants to cuck
Eminem eats a huck
So Shut The f*ck Up

[VERSE 7: LOGIC & SLIM SHADY]

Ok ok ok ok Eminem
Have you heard of a nice old stem
Admit it. very big
Stupid f*cking twiiiig!
You kinda look like my bum
Wait is that is that tru... tru

DONALD TRUMP?!

[VERSE 8: DONALD TRUMP]
Hello n*ggas!
It is indeed Trump!
I have here to f*ck both of you in the rump!

[VERSE 9: LOGIC & EMINEM]

What in the f*ck?
Stupid little rich
OH HELL NO
THIS IS PERSONAL b*tch

[VERSE 10: DONALD TRUMP & EMINEM]
Eminem has just killed Logic!
His IQ was too low to try and stop his cog di*k

You wanna battle me right here and right f*cking now?
First Rafis, then this pee hits him like bling blaow

If you think you're so good
Come and eat my fud!
You should, you would
Touch a f*cking buh-cud

No one even knows what you are trying to say
Except for the fact that you hate all of the gays!

The gays
The best kind of people, trust me
However your and Dre awful
Disgust me

[VERSE 11: DRE]
Say that sh*t again
And we might have a problem
sh*t in your mouth?
This is kind of a n*ggoblem

[VERSE 12: EMINEM]
TRUMPS RUMP
AIN'T FAT
IT LOOKS LIKE
A CAT
I GOT THE FLOW
TO GO
AHEAD AND
f*ck A BAT
IF YOU THINK YOUR GONNA COME AND KILL ME
THEN YOU MUST BE MOTHERf*ckING INSANE
EMINEM NEVER TAKES A sh*t OR A p*ss;
HE DOES IT ALL IN HIS BRAIN

[VERSE 13: DONALD TRUMP & EMINEM]
So your brain is only filled with sh*t!
I guess that explains why you are a biiitch!

Want a debate?
DUCK-DUCK-GO
Wanna see how you lick my f*cking toes?

I'm making this country great again!
We'll all be licking-vagina!
I f*cked your mom
Deported back to China
This battle is clearly rigged
And we all know the riggers!
For the last eight years
This country's been run by

[VERSE 14: BOWSER]

SHUT THE f*ck UP
YOUR sh*t IS p*ssING ME OFF
I HEARD YOUR RAPS
AND MY ERECTION WAS LOST!
I'VE HEARD MORE THOUGHTFUL DISCUSSION
UP IN MY c*ck
SEEN BETTER HITS AND JABS
DONE BY DWAYNE THE ROCK!
IM SO SICK AND TIRED
OF THE sh*t IN MY ASS
I TRY TO TAKE IT OUT
AND ALL THAT APPEARS IS GAS!
EMINEM TAKE A LESSON
YOU AREN'T f*ckING BLACK
GO TAKE A p*ss
AND COME BACK LIKE ITS DAX!
TRUMP YOUR HANDS ARE SO SMALL
HOW WILL YOU REACH YOUR BALLS?
YOU CANT EVEN WORK YOUR WAY
THROUGH A MOTHERf*ckING MALL
ALL THATS SAID IS SAID
AND ALL THAT IS DONE
f*ck YOU
b*tch!
BOWSER NUMBER ONE!

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