Dragon Maid lyrics

Bruh I watched this sh*t like a while ago
sh*t goes hard though
Lemme find my notes, uh

I'll f*ck up this sh*t like Kobayashi San
I'm the wildest b*tch, call me Lil Dirty Dan
I f*cked up my sleep schedule j*rking to Kanna
But she's so damn old and bruh, I'm just a minor
Like, Tohru the goat and she doing the most
So fly like a jet breathing fire, you know
A dragon she is, but a f*ck up? Oh no
Kyoto anime, makin' her titties my hope
Like, bring home a new dragon home to f*ck in my closet
I'm hard like a rock, you could call me composite
Kanna lookin' so hot, b*tch I can't stop it
If I see the booty on her, then I rob it

Like, b*tch I just rap
b*tch I just fap
Nutting to anime titties and crap
Don't call me Flixterr unless I made the beat
Pull down my pants before I take a pee
Easy mode slaying this pus*y for free
Anime thighs from my head to my feet
Elma, Lucoa, they sucking my feet
Get a nut off and then I go to sleep
Like, Fafnir kinda sound like Jotaro
Kinda hit hard, like my name was f*ckin' Quetzalcoatl or Lucoa
With big tittie girls with a flat ass
If she know my name, then I'll have to pass
Riko is cute but she's not legal yet
Lucoa will have to make due for the rest
'Fore I send the pics I'ma need a lil' sex
Can't get me hard without getting you wet
Like, this song hit hard, but I'm hitting harder
I'm slicing my beef like my name was a barber
I'm j*rking off quick before I go to sleep
If the girl is a dragon, the girl is a keep