[Intro]
Welcome to Wario World!
[Verse 1]
Listen to this on Sunday's,
Because now we recognize and worship Wario for all that he is.
Wario has been predicted to become the next world leader,
And I am already on board with it!
Praise Wario,
Please Wario,
Preen for Wario,
Develop a nice anal prolapse for Wario.
[Pre-Chorus]
Wario, what are your opinions on the Sandy Hook Shooting?
Beautiful!
[Chorus]
Praise Wario,
Please Wario,
Preen for Wario,
Develop a nice anal prolapse for Wario.
[Verse 2]
I mean, let us be honest, I am always a sl*t for Wario.
Don't even get me started on Waluigi.
I would suck that money grieving, onion luvin' c*ckadoodie anyday.
Some people would even consider Wario the anti-christ,
And I am okay with that,
Because I preen preen for Satan Supreme
[Pre-Chorus]
Wario, what are your opinions on 9/11?
Wonderful!
[Chorus]
Praise Wario,
Please Wario,
Preen for Wario,
Develop a nice anal prolapse for Wario.
[Verse 3]
In the beginning God created Wario and Waluigi.
Now the Earth was full of life, onions everywhere,
And the spirits of Wario was hovering over the waters,
And Wario said: "Let there be gold," and there was gold.
Wario soon lived on to overthrow God,
And took the thrown for himself.
[Pre-Chorus]
Wario, what are your opinions on Isis?
Excellent
[Chorus]
Praise Wario,
Please Wario,
Preen for Wario,
Develop a nice anal prolapse for Wario.
[Outro]
Have a rotten day!