Frictionless Wipe lyrics

[Verse]
I ate Chipotle, my stomach is bloated
My tummy's turnin', so I head to the toilet
Take a seat, and I let out my doodie
Grab some paper, and I scrape at my booty
(Oh!)

[Chorus]
It's a frictionless wipe, and now I'll be here all night
I slide across the one-ply, like I'm gliding on ice
I had a frictionless wipe, my hand is cramping tonight
I've made a human mudslide, every wipe is not white

[Break]
I had a frictionless wipe, a frictionless wipe, a frictionless (I had a)
Frictionless wipe, a frictionless wipe, a frictionless
Frictionlеss wipe, a frictionless wipe, a frictionlеss (I had a)
Frictionless wipe, a frictionless wipe, a frictionless

[Verse]
(Uh-huh)
Hit the poop deck, system's overloaded
I pop a squat and then I empty a load in
Spread my cheeks, and unleash an explosion
It doesn't matter if I crumple or fold it, cause it's a
[Chorus]
Frictionless wipe, and now I'll be here all night
I'm numb in both of my thighs, I can't stand for my life
'Cause of this frictionless wipe, my butt's a Sharpie tonight
I glide across the one-ply, the glissando of wipes

[Break]
Oh, it's a frictionless wipe, a frictionless wipe, a frictionless (I had a)
Frictionless wipe, a frictionless wipe, a frictionless
Frictionless wipe, a frictionless wipe, a frictionless (I had a)
Frictionless wipe, a frictionless wipe, a frictionless
(Oh!)

[Chorus]
It's just a frictionless wipe, and now I'll be here all night
I slide across the one-ply, like I'm gliding on ice
I had a frictionless wipe, my hand is cramping tonight
I've made a human mudslide, every wipe is not white
I got a frictionless wipe, a frictionless wipe, a frictionless (I had a)
Frictionless wipe, a frictionless wipe, a frictionless
Frictionless wipe, a frictionless wipe, a frictionless (I had a)
Frictionless wipe, a frictionless wipe, a frictionless