Lara Croft vs Nathan Drake lyrics

[Verse 1: Nathan Drake]
Badass Explorer
And also good looking
Brought heat to the battle
So let's get it cookin'
It's Nathan-blazin'
Heroic sensation
Why is she half-naked?
It's not a vacation
Your movies were decent but Drake is the preference
Sweeping onto the screen
Enter Tom Holland reference
All-star with this big di*k energy
Been awhile huh Lara?
Come get the remedy
Come get a hit of me
Just an epiphany
Let's raid together
Wе'll call it synergy
Deep sea salvage-that's whеre I'll leave you
Drowning so deep-
Only fishes will grieve you
Following in the footsteps of the Sir Francis
Wing it so smooth
You would think that I planned it
It's the spoiled little schoolgirl vs the man
Treasure Hunter can see
That you're not worth a damn
[Verse 2: Lara Croft]
Croft on the verse
When I'm finished, you'd think you were cursed
Two pistols that I keep on my hip
Keep talking that trash
You'll end with a nurse-
Nurse, Nurse
Come get this miscreant
Nate's destruction is imminent
I would show mercy but
It's your own fault
That you're in this predicament
Who's bossed up?
Who's flossed up?
Who's breaking ceilings?
Giving no f*cks?
You can keep scrambling
But you will never have Croft bucks
I hate to break it to you, Drake-
But you are the biggest fake
Scuff with me, I guarantee
It will lead-
To your wake

[Verse 3: Nathan Drake]
Battling me sealed your fate in a tomb
Getting gold while you go-
Choke on your silver spoon
This is uncharted
This chick is unguarded
So don't walk away-
Come finish what you started
You came in cold-
And I dropped in torchin'
So many Croft burns-
We'll call it "Drake's Fortune"
Buccaneer lineage brimmin' with focus
I'm paving the way and you suck
Lara Locust
Stack it all up, leave you flat on your ass
Go take another trip
With your dead parents' cash
It's the cargo plane jumpin'
Treasure map huntin'
Found El Dorado- this countess is nothin'
She is a twit
A match that's unlit
And I'm not just saying that
'cuz she's a Brit
Leave with the gold like I do on my missions
And this is not gender specific but
I made you my b*tch
[Verse 4: Lara Croft]
Since back in '96, been on top of my game
Then little Nathan came along-
Simply chasing my fame
But you could never add up to the original-
I'm too dope
A trailblazing heroine
Drake's just a daft bloke
On a hunt for the same relic
Your efforts would just be pathetic
I'd return an artifact
While this fool would only sell it
If you weren't so dense
I'd tell you not to push your luck
I'm not chasing after wealth
I'm already rich as f*ck