Lex Luthor vs Dr Doom [Extended + Remastered] lyrics

[Announcer]
It's time for a Source Rap Battle
Today we've got Lex Luthor vs. Dr. Doom
Huh, let's go!

[Verse 1: Lex]
My goals are all so maniacal; aren't I so admirable?
Skills as a business magnate are so desirable
It's Lex, I'm the best, dirty money, made a mess
The only time that I flex is when I'm signing my checks
Super villain is really an understatement;
Another million is really an underpayment
I stack it to the ceiling then I drop you to the pavement
Diabolical is the only word my name could be exchanged with

[Verse 2: Dr. Doom]
So I'm up against a cue ball in a two-piece suit
Who thinks he's got a chance of winning this sh*t; that's cute
The name's Victor, check the definition:
I'm a champion, a conqueror, I'll b*tch-slap a villain
Of a lesser magnitude--that's you, I'll have you run through;
Send you back to Metropolis to cry to Supes like "Boo-hoo"
I'm the real thing, it's not a costumed play;
You had a shot, now sit back and watch: IT'S DR. DOOM'S DAY!

[Verse 3: Lex]
You're shameless and when I'm finished, you will be nameless
Three steps ahead at all times while you're aimless
I've battled Superman and brought him to his knees
Since you're a doctor, when I bury you I'll throw in your degrees
It's Luthor, teaching your lady the Kama Sutra
LexCorp just bought you and your ego, that's a two-for-
One boss: So sorry Vic, this is your one loss
FIGHTING FANTASTIC FOURS BUT I'M THE ONE THAT YOU DON'T CROSS!
[Verse 4: Dr. Doom]
Powered armor gives me super strength and endurance
So with all that dirty money hope you bought some life insurance
Compare our intellect, or combat, in either one you fall short
You'll buy me? b*tch, I'LL MAKE RUBBLE OUT OF LEXCORP!
A deal with the devil made me sure that I would rule
The doctor was born brilliant and you were born a tool
Marvel at my abilities, this will be your one class
'Cuz next to me, you're just another DC DUMB ASS!

[Verse 5: Lex]
A DC Dumbass? Your disses disappoint me
I'm DC's Commander and Chief, they did appoint me
My powered armor is superior, I'll melt ya down with one blast
And make a scrap heap of this Full-Metal Jackass

[Verse 6: Dr. Doom]
I'm a Full-Metal Emperor, Doom will command you
All the trash that you talk I see why no one can stand you
I destroy worlds, I look on you with pity
Doom will conquer the universe and you can't even get a city!

[Announcer]
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Which of the villains won?
Who the hell is next?!
It's a Source Rap Battle!