Beetlejuice Vs. Scarecrow [Extended + Remastered] lyrics

[Announcer]
It's time for a Source Rap Battle--Halloween Edition!
We've got Bettlejuice
Vs. Scarecrow
Who's the real King of Halloween?
Huh, let's show...

[Verse 1: Beetlejuice]
(...time.)
Say my name just three times and welcome to a living hell
If you'd rather turn and run then do so now and I won't tell
Burton's best, the recently deceased had better watch their step
Is Professor here alive or dead? I'll give this guy a gruesome death (Beetlejuice)
A.K.A. The Ghost with The Most
Netherworld with the flow, spittin' heat to roast crows
I'm in another realm, I'll have this battle won in no time
It's lights out for you, but for me, it's just SHOWTIME!

[Verse 2: Scarecrow]
Professor of psychology, I'll offer my apology
I've seen inside your mind, and all I find is more hypocrisy
"The Ghost with The Most"? Well, "The Least" is more fitting
Playing nice with your hosts? Well, my birds are more chilling
SCARECROW! Positively terrifying when I fight
Fear-enhancing toxins will scare you back to your former life
In the shadows, I'll arrive; tell me, what's your worst fear?
BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE WILL REGRET HE EVER CAME HERE!
[Verse 3: Beetlejuice]
Whoa, you'd be a scary dude if I wasn't rude and crude
But Crow, I've seen the other side, you make me wanna hit the snooze
SHAPE SHIFT around this sad sack with my hands tied
We're witnessing a funeral: the day that all your fans died

[Verse 4: Scarecrow]
Jonathan Crane, am I insane or the only rational
Creature in this battle? 'Cuz Beetleb*tch here is laughable
Get a taste of fear gas, cower at my dark birds
The Deetzes defeated your weak ass with just one word

[Verse 5: Beetlejuice]
I'm Sherlock, I've cracked the case, this guy is elementary
KICK HIS LANKY ASS BACK TO GOTHAM STATE PENITENTIARY!

[Verse 6: Scarecrow]
Say hello to Scarebeast Killer in the Injustice Gang
Hallucinogen battle with me and you'll never be the same

[Verse 7: Beetlejuice]
I'll never be the same, 'cuz The Juice is always runnin'
I never go outta style, I must say I'm simply stunning
My traits are obnoxious, and don't forget devious
I'll beat your lanky ass down like I did in the previous
[Verse 8: Scarecrow]
Dr. Crane returns, time to refill your prescription
Of fear inducing toxins; the beetle has a subscription
To pain, I'm to blame, yes, they all know the name
Time for this foolish ghoul to go and bow down to the crow

[Announcer]
Oh, man! That was crazy!
Who won? Who the hell is next?!
It's a Source Rap Battle!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!