TMNT vs Teen Titans [The Rap Battle] lyrics

[Announcer]

It's time for a Source Rap Battle
Today, we've got two teams ready to throw down
It's the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Versus the Teen Titans
Huh, let's go

[Verse 1: Turtles]
Four versus five, not a fair fight cuz one of us could take all your lives
Turtle Power is not just a saying, leave every last one of you paralyzed
Called the Titans, don't see one, get a taste of Ninjutsu
Striking hard from the shadows, knocked out before you know what hit you
Reppin' hard for our sensei; taught us all of our swift ways
And you Jump City Team rejects aren't news, you belong on the fifth page
Let's take the fight to the underground, you pampered brats wouldn't last long
Throw you back up in body bags, now you're up, let's hear your sad song

[Interjection: Starfire]
You are not funny. You are a clorbag varblernelk

[Verse 2: Titans]
Titans Go! Time to throw down, the best out and they know this
Turtle Power's just a memory, your new stuff's recycled, we noticed
Better and fresher in every way, ot just because we're the newer one
DC stars of the new age and we're going up against sewer sc*m
Robin's up--I'll show the way, Leo failed in his mission
How does this chump really lead a team when your bro Raph won't even listen?
Yo Cyborg, I'm charged up, I know how to explain that
These "ninjas" came from a tube of ooze and they got their moves from a lame rat
[Verse 3: Turtles]
Leo, Raph, Mikey and Don, we are the new Renaissance
Painting pictures with cold flows your little titan egos got stepped on
Twenty years plus and we kept on, your fairy costumes getting wept on
You'll never reach the heights that we leapt on, that means that we're not to be slept on
Oroku Saki tried us, we're still here, unbreakable
But he'd shred your asses like cold cuts cuz your weak sh*t's unmistakable
Recycled sh*t? We're adaptable! Throwing high kicks when your time's passed
Nunchuck to the face and a sai to the throat, DON FINISH THESE b*tchES OFF WITH THE BO-STAFF!

[Verse 4: Titans]
A lot of words, you talk big, but the Annie Awards we stacked up
Full of substance and we pack a punch, while your half-shells just got packed up
Trade ya Shredder, you take Slade, we'll beat Oroku on a half day
You think that you're tough, but you're halfway to the grave, never get on our page
Got a shape-shifter and a princess, brains and brawn in a cyborg
Raven's got the dark energy, and you're turtles with sticks and long swords
Speaking of that turtle speed, we really don't mean to be haters
But we know why you've got those dim wit lines; YOU'RE ALL SLOW BY NATURE!

[Announcer]
Oh, man! That was cold!
Which team took the title? Who the hell is next?
It's a Source Rap Battle!