The T.M Ninja Turtles vs Power Rangers lyrics

[Verse 1: Rangers]
Call us the Powerhouse Rangersm yeah, we're Mighty Morphin'
Hand picked Heroes and you're just a bunch of orphans
Recognize, we'll throw you all inside a Shredder
We'll blend you to turtle pieces and sew you into a sweater
Named after Renaissance painters, that's as lame as we've heard
Your entire fanbase is jam packed with a punch of comic book nerds
You ever try to step to us, we'll leave you spinning on your backs
And our Zords all need a polish, we'll use you for turtle wax

[Verse 2: TMNT]
Cowabunga, dudes! Get off of your high horses
This is purebred ninja, we don't need no Special Forces
Call us the Underground Kings because you're destined to lose
Last night, we all showed the Pink Ranger the secret of our ooze
Been at the top of our game since the days of Nintendo
Didn't they have a third movie? Yeah, that sh*t went straight to video
We're flipping on stage, saying go ninja go
The only go-go you're doing is sliding down on a pole

[Verse 3: Rangers]
It's time to morph, rangers, we'll let 'em have it with the realest
It's ass-kicking time' and you turtles are gonna feel this
Get back inside your sewer, it's best for public safety
You live with a mutated rat, no need to spread your rabies
Oh, you're gonna show our Pink Ranger what's the deal?
We ran a Mighty Morphin' train through April O'Neil [Cowabunga]
We'll leave you with one last thing to remember
We know you took so much wood, that's why you call your master Splinter
[Verse 4: TMNT]
You're a bunch of ninja poser, switching styles with every season
What makes these clowns the worst? [Yo] Let us count the reasons
A crew of high-school losers, your fighting style's gymnastics
You're sporting spandex gear and your weapons are made of plastic
Ninja heroes? You're more like ninja fairies
You all belong inside a video with Katy Perry
Because you're all a bunch of lame Teenage dreams
And the real fireworks were with dudes behind the scenes
You could never defeat us, we're the crew of the hour
That was a Mighty Morphin' beatdown; welcome to turtle power