Ronald McDonald vs The Burger King lyrics

[Verse 1: Ronald McDonald]
Call me Ronald MC, 'cuz I'm bringing all the flavor
And if you're a King I guess I'm the creator
I'm the captain of franchises, they're my black pearl
And I'm slinging these nuggets all around the world
Come through my golden arches and catch a snack attack
Your Queen comes in often, she likes the taste of my Big Mac
These XL shoes are way too big for you to fill
I'll slap two all beef patties on your busted up grill

[Verse 2: The Burger King]
I'm the King and I'm comin' in hard
Time to wrap onion rings around this retard
I'd say you're a joke, but you already know
I can tell by that Napoleon Dynamite 'fro
Two all beef patties? Well, I've got flame broiled heat
I'm going home to a throne, you're going home to defeat
Hah, Whopper Jr. could handle this clown
Replace that double cheese smile with an upsized frown

[Verse 3: Ronald McDonald]
Try to joke on a jokester? This really can't continue
My flows are extra value and you're on my dollar menu
A frown on my face? You've got your patties flipped
You're tied down to a hag, and I'm a super-sized pimp
You've challenged a real dynasty, that's here to stay
So bend over like a punk so you can have it your way [Yeah]
You'll always be second, so go ahead and retire
My kingdom is like my fries; it'll never expire
[Verse 4: The Burger King]
Don't forget, you're speaking to a royal
I wrap your leftover rhymes up in aluminum foil
And when it comes to this game, I won't cut you any slack
Oh, and I caught the Hamburgler sneaking Whoppers in the back
And you're a pimp? Well, that's just absurd
Unless you're pimping cashiers with that line billions served
They put a rodeo clown with an O.G. that's thuggin' it
That was a King sized victory, b***h, I'm lovin' it