Buzz Lightyear vs Optimus Prime lyrics
by The infinite source
[Verse 1: Optimus Prime]
I'm entitled to the title, so sit back, I'ma take a crack at this
I'm hip hop's hippopotamus, and if you check my pit, you'll see that I'm bottomless
Call me Prime time, you're a late night infomercial
I'll beat you down so bad you'll need a walker; call me Herschel
I've already saved the planet, so why don't you join the club?
Oh wait, that's right, you can't! You've got a blinking laser lightbulb
Protector of the Universe? Come on, you're just a rookie
You were Andy's favorite toy 'cause he let you play with his Woody
[Verse 2: Buzz Lightyear]
I'm the sworn protector of the galactic universe
And I've got a pretty busy schedule, but I'll take the time to beat you first
Why don't you transform yourself into a better rapper?
Then maybe you and Meghan Fox can live happily ever after
And yeah, you've got your little crew, is that supposed to make you tough?
But how tough can you really be when that crew includes Shia Lebouf?
I'm gonna tell you a little secret, this is just between you and I
Robots haven't been cool since 1985
[Verse 3: Optimus Prime]
Time to transform, you'll regret this decision
I might be uncool, but I'm a robot on a mission
I like the shiny plastic, but you need a battle scar
I'll leave you with a few then I'll ship you back to Pixar
It'll take some special rendering to get you back into the picture
Because no one likes blood on their new action figure
Fate rarely calls upon us at the moment of our choosing
I'm more than meets the eye, punk, you can't see that you're losing
[Verse 4: Buzz Lightyear]
Wow, Prime, this won't even be a challenge
Why don't you grab some autobots, so we can keep this sh*t balanced
And I like the tagline - Robots in disguise
The biggest trick you ever pulled was trying to pass you off for guys
And I noticed your lines were slowing down, is it perhaps your gas is low?
Before you ship me off to Pixar, I'll blow your ass back to Hasbro [To Infinity]
You've just been totalled, never thought you'd see the day?
You'll need a ride to the junkyard, I just called AAA