Harry Potter vs Frodo Baggins lyrics

[Verse 1: Frodo Baggins]
All the way from the Shire to a big screen star
I'd leave you with a bruise but you've already got a scar
You're rollin' with some misfits, and I'm rollin' with a ranger
I've got the queen of elves while you've got Hermione Granger
So take a back seat cause you're steppin' on my turf
I'm the hottest thing since Smaug to ever hit Middle Earth
No, this isn't battle, I think it's more like a slaughter
You'll need some more training, so go back to school, Potter

[Verse 2: Harry Potter]
In Witchcraft and Wizardry I'm the number one draft
I really don't have time for hairy muggles cut in half
Perhaps you are mad because I'm up and taking flight
I'd let you ride along, but you're not quite the right height
I made it from the staircase and I'm about to ditch the fam
It wasn't a love story like what you've got with Sam
And yes, I've got a scar, I'm the Boy who Lived
And you're the boy who couldn't grow, let me find your bib

[Verse 3: Frodo Baggins]
Look, I'm a big fish, and you're a tadpole in a pond
And we all know that Dumbledore's been playing with your wand
Listen, we all know that you're out of your league, Harry
I've got Sting on my hip, and you're a little Quidditch fairy
I've got the one ring that's gonna rule them all
And I'm twice the man you'll ever be at three feet tall
I was climbing Mt. Doom while you played with your cloaks
I'll make you disappear, just like Baldy did your folks
[Verse 4: Harry Potter]
[Grr] Alright, time to get real you little hairy footed elf
I'll skin you and stuff you and sit you high atop my shelf
Stay out of my kitchen if you cannot stand the heat
Besides, it's a fire hazard with those beards on your feet
And Quidditch is a game of skill, you really wouldn't know it
Your only instinct with a stick is to grab the thing and blow it
And I've got a film idea, if your story isn't through
Call it Frodo and Sam The Notebook: Part Two