Peter Griffin vs Homer Simpson lyrics

[Verse 1: Peter]
My homeboys call me Peter, let's play follow the leader
Cuz you're trailing me in ratings since I entered in the theater
We're the next generation and your show is so outdated
And why are your kids so weird, wait, are you and Marge related?
Take Chris for example versus little Bart
He'll crush that spiky punk and leave him at the Kwik-E-Mart
And here's the real joke: putting me versus you
That's like Osama Bin Laden going up against Apu

[Verse 2: Homer]
Follow the leader? Your clock it needs some cleaning
We were a number 1 hit while Seth MacFarlane was wet dreaming
My kids are way cooler, they got the swag of Homer J
And even your dog Brian knows your baby Stewie is gay
In the game since '89, and the fans want more
We're cartoon pioneers, haven't you been cancelled before?
Our movies are gold, that's right! Box Office Hits
And your spin offs are tiny like the size of your di*k

[Verse 3: Peter]
Alright Homer, tou've gone a step too far
I'll come to Springfield, kick your ass, and leaving you lying in Moe's Bar
Your nuclear plant buddies they cannot help you now
And I cleaned Marge's streets with my Griffin snowplow
Your movies are gold? Well, Our DVD's are platinum
More teenie boppin' sales than a Justin Bieber album
There's only room for one king, so pack your bags and go
This battle was a bad decision, or in your words... D'oh!!
[Verse 4: Homer]
[Hm] Come to Springfield? You wouldn't last a day
But every time I'm in Rhode Island, Lois is begging me to stay
At the plant we spit heat, a lesson you should learn
And I'll make it rain on all you punks like my name is Monty Burns
There's only room for one king, now that's one fact that's true
And I hope it's not the family where the dog has the highest IQ
This battle left you battered and lying face down in a ditch
They'll have to rename your show and call it Family b*tch