Mega-Man X vs The All-Stars lyrics

[Verse 1: Mega Man X]
Just call me X, short for Mega Man
And what these three can't this Droid can
Named after a variable of limitless possibilities
And I’m here to take a cyber dump on your sh*tty rap abilities
The show's over, somebody hit the lights
I'm about to cut the tails off these three blind mice
And Dr. Light gave me the power to chose
But all I know is winning, so this time you b*tches lose

[Verse 2: Superman, Raphael, and Vegeta]
I’m the Man of Steel, you don't want to test my mettle
It's like Lil' Jon said, you'll neva eva reach my level
X, ZX, and Star Force, he's an attеntion junkie hero
But after this last battlе we'll all agree to call him Zero
My turn? My pleasure
I'll split this clown in two and make this sh*t a double-header
And then I’ll beat him senseless, this is your final fall
You’ll shake that head for answers like a gay magic 8-ball

[Verse 3: Mega Man X]
A suitable opponent was impossible to find
So they sent you three losers to take a loss one at a time
Turtle in a half shell? No, it's more like turtle goop
How about I blast you in the face, make Splinter taste your turtle soup
And listen flyboy, or should I call you Supersoft?
There’s more guys raiding your tomb than that sl*t Lara Croft
And last up, it's Mr. Dragonballs
Goku said you sucked his and hoped his jizz would make you tall
[Verse 4: Superman, Raphael, and Vegeta]
You're a knock off of me made in Taiwan
Your little blaster gun wouldn't put a scruff in my nylon
You’ve got jokes? Well, it looks like the joke's on you
You're a fake ass Robocop who's dressed in baby blue
Maverick Hunter? Well, meet the Saiyan Prince
Big Bang attacked your girl, she hasn't been the same since
And who are you calling short? We're both the same height
We need a battle ref, they let a pus*y in a c*ck fight