The Avengers vs The Justice League lyrics

[Verse 1: The Avengers]
The First Avenger, but you can call me Captain
I lead from the trenches while your chicken's wing flappin'
On level ground, you're all going under
We always make it rain, just ask the God of Thunder
It's Hammer Time? Well, let me go MC
They can't touch this, and little Flash wants to be me
Not bad, Hammer, now T Stark's in the building
We dropped a blockbuster, they haven't even started filming
I entirely concur- Bruce Banner back in action
We don't know how to losе, guess it's a chemical reaction
With Diana right thеre, Clark asked for my number
With shoulders like that the woman really makes me wonder
I always hit my targets, the guy who never misses
The eye of a hawk and I spot a group of b*tches

[Verse 2: Justice League]
Look, first things first, when you're speaking to the League
You bow to your superiors and then you may proceed
We stand for Justice, a heavy load to carry
But we get it on the first try, no Avenging necessary
From the depths of the shadows to the sky outside your window
We'll end you like a Sega and then play you like Nintendo
I'm rapping in flames, I'm rapping with fire, I'm rapping up lames, let's make 'em retire
And Thor belongs on a Baywatch shore, he's Hasselhoff mixed with Dumbledore
[Hm] And while we're at it, that reminds me
Didn't they battle Harry Potter? Well, mixed with a green Hermione?
[Eating sounds] Oh-I had a killer punchline
But we ate these clowns for breakfast, so call us when its lunch time
[Verse 3: The Avengers-Nick Fury]
[Alright] Nick Fury here, and I'm representing SHIELD
Don't see a threat yet, but I'll keep my eye peeled [Ha]
This so-called team that stands here before me
Are the furthest thing from soldiers and the closest thing to phonies

[Verse 4: Justice League]
[Hal Jordan] Alright, I'm calling time out, someone put Cap' back in the freezer
He's rhyming like a toddler and he's limpin' like a geezer
And who the hell let the pirate on the mic?
We're bringing down your ship, b*tch, you're gonna miss your flight

[Verse 5: The Avengers]
We're Earth's true protectors, a fact to remember
Saw you all sh*t your tights when the Avengers Assembled

[Verse 5: Justice League]
It's Steel vs Iron, it's Lions vs Lambs
It's Kings vs Paupers, it's Prime Rib vs Spam [Damn]