Mario vs Link [Extended + Remastered] lyrics

[Verse 1: Mario]
It's-a-me, Mario! A hundred battles under this plumber belt
Don't need a Fire Flower to bring the heat upon this Keebler elf
Let me show him how we do it in the Mushroom Kingdom
I hate to squash a fairy, but somebody should've teamed him
With an entire legion of green pixie losers
I'd send 'em back in hearses, just like the Koopa Troopas
You think you're old enough, so somebody's gotta tell ya
Last night we made a Tri-Force, me, Peach, and Zelda

[Verse 2: Link]
So you rеally wanna step to the Hyrule Hitman?
A fat littlе meatball who's smelling like a sh*t can?
You're calling me a fairy? Then I'm guessing you're a troll
But I'd burn your little bridge before I'd ever pay your toll
My many incarnations save my nation, evil killing
While you jump on top of turtles cleaning pipes for a living
Your goal every level is jumping on a pole
I'll cut you down to size and flush you down your toilet bowl

[Verse 3: Mario]
[Hmm] Alright, it's time to teach a lesson to this angry adolescent
Underestimate the strength of the brother that you're messin'
I'm a legend on the console, a hero of the franchise
King of the Mountain, and this battle was a landslide
M on my hat, I'm the Don of this game sh*t
Time to scratch your name off the top of my hit list
All Time Star, b*tch, can I get a witness?
While you've got a game named after your princess
[Verse 4: Link]
All those Magic Mushrooms qre going to your head
I'm the link to your doom, lyrically, you're underfed
It's time to nail the coffin, I'm getting slightly bored
And I sliced Peach in half with my other Master Sword
Who would've thought the Princess would be so sleazy?
She shacked up with Bowser and your bro Luigi
I already told you, Zelda's the Game, but this is my legend, it's one and the same
I'm hitting the beat like a boomerang, and defeat is your only option to claim

[Verse 5: Mario]
Defeat never that, I'm the plumber with the big tool
Pound ya to a pulp and send a pixie back to Hyrule
Dunk you in a toilet, flush it down and get a swirl
You're just a peon in Super Mario's World

[Verse 6: Link]
You think it's your world, but it's Link who's running everything
Check the last decade and recognize who's really King
Breath of the Wild is on the way, I never lay down
This was your second beating, Plumber Boy, so please stay down