Sonic vs Mario [ Extended + Remastered ] lyrics

[Verse 1: Sonic]
It's the third time around for the Sonic sensation
The number one topic of the conversation
You're going up against royalty
And you're a ripoff of Chef Boyardee
I'm too quick, and I'm way too agile
You're just fat, slow, and fragile
Stock is rising, your's is falling
Get outta here, there's a toilet calling

[Verse 2: Mario]
It's-a Mario, don't call me fat
I'll exterminate this sewer rat
I'll crush him like a Goomba; leave this porcupine laying flat
Slow and steady wins the race
I'll take a dump in SEGA's face
Your console died a lonely death
Your legacy is just a disgrace (Game over)
Way back since 8-bits
I been bustin' bricks with bare fists
Check the record books, I make hits
Simply put, I'm the greatest
I'm the Father of the Platform
The name is etched in history
The SEGA and the Sonic story all will be a mystery
[Verse 3: Sonic]
Alright, pops, props for trying
But get busy living or get busy dying
I've always stood on my on two
I never needed a console, how about you?
Genesis, Game Gear, on to the Dreamcast
Never been a loser, I adapt and I'm too fast
Lyrically, physically, I am superior
Biting your peach off while you're trying to marry her
Vacate the area, this is my zone
Sending this Guido plumber home
Rings in my pockets, emeralds in my bank account
You've just got coins so there's no mistake about
Who is the greatest and who is in second
As far as Nintendo, that sh*t is irrelevant
About to hit your off switch
This was game set, loss b*tch

[Verse 4: Mario]
In the game since 81, this plumber's done it all (It's true)
Why don't you check my coin count? I'll show you how to ball
I doubt the Princess Peach would've let you lay your hands on
We all see your package 'cuz you don't have any pants on
The Mustache monarch of Mushroom Manor
Can't tell if you rap fast or it's just a stammer
We swimming in the green, just look at Luigi's clothes
Don't ever f**k with the Mario Bros!
[Verse 5: Sonic]
Ha, look
I'm messing with you 'cuz you're nothing to me
And Sonic's the one that they all want to see
I'm kicking your ass 'cuz it never gets old
Bow down to the king Hedge of the Console
From the Green Hill Zone to the Chemical Plant
Sonic's always done something that Mario can't
Told the Clown once that my flow's a monsoon
And Sonic Mania's dropping soon

[Verse 6: Mario]
The King knew he was losing it
So shut your mouth and get a grip
Mario will always reign
This Sonic bum is such a shame
Miyamoto shocked Japan
With the original Jumpman
My legacy will still survive
That's why my cart just got a ride