Princess Peach vs Princess Zelda lyrics

[Verse 1: Peach]
It's the Number One Peach, killing beats and breaking hearts
So hot, I've got f*ckers crashing their Mario Karts
The mainstay damsel, but I'm never stressing
I'll drop an elf b*tch like my real game is Tekken
I'm trippin' off of toadstools, 'cuz we do it real big
You're robbing from the cradle messing with that little elf kid
I'm such a lady, fight with grace to combat you
So don't it persona when Peach b*tchslaps you

[Verse 2: Zelda]
Oh look, it's Goldilocks all grown up now
I love your pink dress, rxcuse me while I go throw up now
Recognize I'm part of Hyrule's royal Bloodline
And b*tchеs' just be hatin' 'cuz they're mad that I'm dumb finе
Oracles of Seasons, Winter to Summer [I helped them]
And you can hate on Link, but you're dating a plumber
I'm unique and amazing, you're standard, like missionary
Check the main title of my game, b*tch, I'm legendary

[Verse 3: Peach]
I may look sweet but I'll flip the switch real quick
b*tches talking sh*t get hit with a high kick
I'll take off my gloves and show you how this Princess gets down
Nintendo's leading lady crack your skull with my gold crown
Long blonde hair and a frame like an hourglass
I can have all the guys in Mushroom Kingdom kick your ass
You'll rule for a while, but my reign will be endless
You're an emo vampire; A Twilight Princess
[Verse 4: Zelda]
Any way you slice it, I still come out the winner
An hourglass figure but you wish you were thinner
You're like an old school, I dunno-wannabee Barbie
And those Plumber brothers tag-teamed you and called it Mario Party
The Tri-Force of Wisdom, but still shining on you all night
Magical abilities, but still cut you in a sword fight
I'll dress myself as Sheik so tell your mushroom friends goodbye
I'll put a b*tch to sleep and call that sh*t Zelda's Lullaby