Luigi vs Tails [Extended and Remastered] lyrics
by The infinite source
[Verse 1: Luigi]
It's a me, Luigi, and I'm gonna win
I'll drop a mascot just like my fraternal twin
I'm a real slim thug, been in the game since '83
You better recognize, you cannot spell the name without the "G"
This is Luigi's Mansion, your final resting place
You're running outta miles, this will be your final race
Wherever Sonic found you, you should've been left there
Bust a shell cap in your back then hit you with a death stare
[Verse 2: Tails]
Listen, your legacy is nothing but a collection of fails
I've already won the coin toss, they always pick Tails
Soar above the competition, and you, my friеnd, are grounded
Should've facеd the other brother, he seems more "Well-rounded"
They call me Miles Prower and my miles per hour
Will flame on the track like I pack Fire Flowers
You need a new suit, but beggars can't be choosers
We all know that the "L" on your hat just stands for loser
[Verse 3: Luigi]
I've been storming castles while you and Sonic are racing
I battle dinosaurs, you're fat scientist chasing
Player 2 but my presence and skill set is vital
Hate on my suit, bro, but I'm in my title
If you see a red shell, I suggest that you bail
Ignite ya backside, rename ya the one tail, b*tch
Facing a side chick, shorter than my buckles
Let's even this up, drop you, Sonic, and Knuckles
[Verse 4: Tails]
Propelling my way to the finish line, me beating you down's just a matter of time
Super Sonic in my flying speed, inventing things that you can never achieve
My mechanical prowess is off the charts, drop bombs on you and your Mario kart
Going solo on Sky Patrol, you're nothing without your meatball bro
Spin my tails together while I spin a tale of wonder
The story of the fox who murdered the plumber
Look, I may be small but I'm still twice the player
After you, my new nickname is The Green Clone Slayer
[Verse 5: Luigi]
Ha! The Green Clone Slayer? That's all just delusions
I'll knock some sense in him, Little Miles has contusions
You thought that you had it wrapped up, sorry, but take a green loss
Fox trap this b*tch 'cuz Luigi's the big boss
[Verse 6: Tails]
You're the big boss of nuthin', Tails is the master
Flying to new heights and your games are disasters
You think your kart's quick, but Prower is much faster
Dominate this prick and go party with Sonic after