The Witcher vs Skyrim lyrics
by The infinite source
[Verse 1: Witcher]
Look, it's the Witcher, and I'm coming on a wild hunt
You look just like a mild lunch, I'll wash you down with blood punch
I'm a killer to the bone, I'm of a higher grade
When it's down, they'll say that was the greatest game they ever played
Combat's better, the same goes for my storyline
The characters are memorable and yours will fade away in time
Maybe in 2011 Skyrim was the big thing
But get with it, chump, 'cuz it's 2015
[Verse 2: Skyrim]
Hey, welcome to the Elder Scrolls
Where we crushing all our enemies and dragon blood flows
And our game will never ever get old, talking everlasting play
And I see the wrinkles now, look like White Wolf's going grey
You're a dying caste of hunters, kinda somewhat like your game
And after this you'll be extinct; Witch Trials to your name
Skyrim's back in action and the fun will never ever change
I'm a hunter, you're the prey, so just get slain
[Verse 3: Witcher]
Elder Scrolls? Nah, your story is just full of elder holes
Never grey 'cuz every wrinkle is from killing every foe
The better game by far, had to raise the bar and elevate
Unnaturally powerful, beat you down and then I'll celebrate
Let's talk about stats, I'm in 1080p
60 FPS, I know you wanna be me
I'll send you to Oblivion, so I suggest you bow down
The Don, the White Wolf, I took the RPG crown, clown
[Verse 4: Skyrim]
Yeah, we beat you in the past, now we're goin' beat you here
'Cuz we have two-zero-zero plus Games of the Year
Where's yours at? You might have a few
So let the number do the talking, 'cuz we owning you
Talkin "X", draw my weapon, pulled the trigger, now you killed
Got that button combo on you, XP to my skill
There's no mercy out here, welcome to medieval times
It's the Dragon Slayer here spittin' fire out in rhymes