Turned Down- Mac Miller “Loud” Parody lyrics

[Spoken]
Yeah can I get a number-
Hey-
Hey bro, can you turn your music down?
Seriously man, hey
Turn that down man
I'm tryna order some food
Dawg!
Man, this is why I like my music turned down

[Verse 1]
Look
I got more juice in my cup
You can bet your ass I'm sippin'
I don't want no pulp
I'm like "b*tch, you must be trippin'"
Eggs and bacon, please
Better hope there hashbrowns
Or else next I see you
I will leave you layin' face down
Every time I go to Denny's
The waitress wants my chimmies
I told her these are mine
But she can pick some up at Penny's
(Yeah)
Says you can find them at the mall
Spoken; "Just take a left and go straight back"
Two hundred shows on my Tivo
I'm a wild boy just like Steve O
Make a C-Note
Make a C-More
Make a names like Philip Seymour
People lie, burgers don't
I want my sh*t with a Coke
Curly fries, cherry pie
Spoken: Just get me a number four
[Chorus]
I like my music turned down
Turned down
Can you turn that sh*t down for me?
Right now, right now
Here it comes, there it goes
Ask your hommies, ask your hoes
Can't you see you're being rude?
I'm just tryna order food

I like my music turned down
Turned down
Can you turn that sh*t down for me?
Right now, right now
Here it comes, there it goes
Ask your hommies, ask your hoes
I'm just tryna order food
Can't you see you're being rude?

[Verse 2]
Imma get that smoothie soon
So f*ck your milkshake
Lactose Intolerant, dude
So f*ck that milkshake
Had a crew
Then I lost them all
Guess that's the price when ya gotta ball
Imma making money, waterfall
Gotta watch my step
'Cuz I'm kinda tall
I know I'm kinda skinny
But it's 'cuz I burn it off
Imma pull a Tiger Woods
And I'm not talking 'bout no golf
I think I've got a problem
That these naughty girls can solve
But easy on the ice
Oh, you know that sh*t dissolves
I've got wraps, bacon wraps
Get me two, I got a snack attack
But I make up some eggrolls
Why eggrolls?
Imma lay low, chill
Make it a double stack
Why?
People lie, burgers don't
I want my sh*t with a Coke
Curly fries, cherry pie
Spoken: I want that sh*t to go
[Chorus]
I like my music turned down
Turned down
Can you turn that sh*t down for me?
Right now, right now
Here it comes, there it goes
Ask your hommies, ask your hoes
Can't you see you're being rude?
I'm just tryna order food

I like my music turned down
Turned down
Can you turn that sh*t down for me?
Right now, right now
Here it comes, there it goes
Ask your hommies, ask your hoes
I'm just tryna order food
Can't you see you're being rude?