Pikachu vs Mewtwo lyrics
by The infinite source
[Verse 1: Pikachu]
Let me in the arena, better yet the Poké-stadium
He might be a psychic type, but I can get inside his cranium
The Thunder One Cometh, the baddest Pika, put me to the test
Look deep inside your mind, you'll find that you agree that I'm the best
Back in the beginning, I got the number 1 pick
But don't worry, you get the title of the number 1 prick
Word sick-you weren't ready, I hear the rhyming, it's petty
Abbreviate it, fake swag, mine can't be recreated
[Verse 2: Mewtwo]
That verse didn't even deserve a backhand slap
Psystrike will put a halt to this angry little rat
I am the greatest, it's why they all still want more
While you look like something sold at a children's toy store
I'm rare and I hear that you're easy to capture
Hate to say it but your chances are as small as your stature
Take a 3-finger defeat even though you rap faster
A little Poké-pet vs one who has no master
[Verse 3: Pikachu]
Not just about my speed, but I'm unstoppable, probable that you would lose
I'm rested and ready, ability heavy, I think my opponent has just hit the snooze
Thunder Beast is back, remember, make ash of this pretender
I didn't start the battle, but promise, Pika will be the ender
Thunder Bolt! Get a jolt and a dose of reality
Me at 80% is still a f*ckin' fatality
It's the Pallet Town Prince, fry my foes in a minute
I've got the heart and the talent, and this big kitten's a gimmick
[Verse 4: Mewtwo]
Your little Pika-moves are quick, but they couldn't have been blander
In my opinion, Ash should've chosen Charmander
I hope that this beating will give you some perspective
You're slow to the punch and supposed to be a detective...
Advanced telekinesis will mean a swift conclusion
Or it could be the result of your stunted evolution
His little thunder disses? I cruised right through
But for the greatest Poké-death in history, I choose you