I’m Not A Pedofile lyrics

[Intro: MrHeadA$$Trendy]
Nanii
Hi there guys, so, my name is MrHeadA$$Trendy
And um, you know I've been dropping a lot of memes with Danielle Bregoli and Malu and you guys are calling me a pervert
And honestly, you gotta be real with yourself, so, me and my gang made a anthem about it
So let's talk about it

[Chorus: MrHeadA$$Trendy]
Malu thick (Duh)
Danielle thick (Oh yuh)
Now ain't no pedophile
But n*gga, sh*t (Yuh, aye)
Malu thick (Tell the truth)
Danielle thick (Hell yeah)
Now ain't no pedophile
But n*gga, sh*t
Malu thick (Duh)
Danielle thick (Oh yuh)
Now ain't no pedophile
But n*gga, sh*t (Yuh, aye)
Malu thick (Tell the truth)
Danielle thick (Hell yeah)
Now ain't no pedophile
But n*gga, sh*t

[Verse 1: MrHeadA$$Trendy]
Malu 15, body on 24 (God damn)
b*tch thick as f*ck, I beat my weewee to that hoe (All day)
T-T-Trendy been looking at nudies of Malu and Dani like all f*cking day (No life)
Look at the year they was born my n*gga, I still don't have nothing to say (You nasty)
Danielle, my bae
Imma catch her outside (Or inside)
And I can give a f*ck about the FBI (f*ck 'em)
Lick on my dingy, b*tch sniff on my pinky
Malu looking thick, but them nipples on slinky
No pedo Dani thicky
And f*ck Woah Vicky
[Chorus: MrHeadA$$Trendy]
Malu thick (Duh)
Danielle thick (Oh yuh)
Now ain't no pedophile
But n*gga, sh*t (Tell the truth)
Malu thick (Okay)
Danielle thick (Duh)
Now ain't no pedophile (Mm)
But n*gga, sh*t (Okay, okay)

[Verse 2: MrHeadA$$Trendy]
Age is just a number, let me sniff on yo toes b*tch
Danielle Bregoli got a big ass, no sh*t
Malu is my baby, you can meet me in Atlanta
Catch me at your crib, I'm in your house like I'm Santa

[Verse 3: SoloNanii]
I wasn't supposed to rap on this but don't worry I'm legal
I'm stacking up my money like some god darn Pringles
My girlfriend 17 and I'm like a month older
I'm not a freaking pedo don't give me the cold shoulder
Do not take this seriously, this song's a cartoon
My girlfriend and she like 65, I'm just goofy coon, uh
Ride to Toys"R"Us with the homie, Sugachu
Ever since the clout came in I got amnesia, who are you?
Yadda yadda want these wounds
Ok raspy, hula hoop, aye
What does that mean? I'm rapping circles around you
50k in 20 days, I know that the people hating
I wrote this whole rap, half asleep and constipated, it's Nanii
[Verse 4: HANGMAN]
Said I'm not a pedophile, but, b*tch, I want you
Put my di*k up in yo throat, now I'm in yo tonsils
b*tch I ball like Rascal, I got the shoes, Zapatos
I'm with my n*ggas and we smoke the gas, outdoor
Yuh, you can't hit the blunt, I never pass (b*tch)
She suck my di*k, then I grab on her ass
I run to the cheese, she call me a rat
Aye I said, "Hoppity on"
Aye, dash
Aye, b*tch you a bunny, hop on my c*ck
Aye, wack
Wack pus*y
She got that wack pus*y, want to f*ck with me
Aye, I say "Where the f*ck the drugs?"
I'm like "What the f*ck? f*ck that love"
Imma break yo heart, I'm like "What the f*ck? You are dumb"
f*ckin' on eight, Iphone 8
f*ck these hoes, I broke the wall
Like diamonds strong ay
One pump ay
I wet you out like 'em
Damn that sh*t tough, lil n*gga
I see you bluff, you looking rough
Damn that sh*t tough, lil n*gga
I scream, "Like what the f*ck?"
[Verse 5: SugachuMalloy]
I'm not too old yet
So I can still get neck
Danielle chest at
Like a Yu-Gi-Oh deck
I feel like a dog when I do the maneuver
I tag Shaggy there, then we Scooby Dooby Doower
I don't like children so don't call me a pedo
I'm just making jokes like my name Jared Leto
I'm in yo dreams like Freddy, can you please be my Daphne?
I stretch that pus*y out like her name is LaffyTaffy
I'm a sly fox like my first name is Jamie
Malu crying out, screaming "Please Suga, save me!"
But I'm not tryna save her 'cause I don't want her baby
But I might be a father 'cause I nut in her daily, yuh

[Chorus: MrHeadA$$Trendy]
Malu thick (Duh)
Danielle thick (Oh yuh)
Now ain't no pedophile
But n*gga, sh*t (Yuh, aye)
Malu thick (Tell the truth)
Danielle thick (Hell yeah)
Now ain't no pedophile
But n*gga, sh*t

[Outro]
Good evening listeners
It's your boy, pineapple head Mike Conley
I regret to inform you today that I have beat my di*k so hard to Danielle and Malu that I lost feelings in my right leg
But no pedophile sh*t