Average Man lyrics

[Intro]
Oh my gosh, there's Trendy
(MathiasTyner)

[Verse 1]
That b*tch gon' eat my di*k up like a chicken fajita
Get right like Vegeta
These n*ggas be stupid, be actin' like Peter
I pull out my di*k, suck my di*k, then delete her
I'm sick of these n*ggas, I'm sick of these ho's
I'm richer than half of these n*ggas big bros
I'm f*ckin' way more than the average man probably
Don't bring your girl to my crib, she gon' slob me
b*tch, my name Trendy, ain't no n*gga top me
Swagger on Greek, 'cause my n*gga, I'm godly
Call me Shane Dawson, I want the pus*y
Oh, that's your b*tch? Why is she lookin'?
That is your b*tch? She want my cookies
(b*tch, my name Trendy, the hottest new rookie)

[Chorus]
I'm f*ckin' way more than the average man probably
Don't bring your girl to my crib, she gon' slob me
b*tch, my name Trendy, ain't no n*gga top me
Swagger on Greek, 'cause my n*gga, I'm godly
I'm f*ckin' way more than the average man probably
Don't bring your girl to my crib, she gon' slob me
b*tch, my name Trendy, ain't no n*gga top me
Swagger on Greek, 'cause my n*gga, I'm godly
[Verse 2]
I'm tired of all of the garbage ass music
Buddy want beef, hit me up, I'ma do it
Lil' b*tch call me Patrick, on God I go stupid
That n*gga ain't Trendy, he probably a doofus
And they get off, like the Lakers
I might quit this rappin', go try out for pacers
Ooh damn, I'm a cutie, your b*tch I'ma take her
I never been once in my life a damn hater
f*ck it, I get that b*tch and I f*ck it
Pull out my dingy, on God she gon' suck it
sh*t, I'm feelin' lucky, might buy me a puppet
I'm flexin' on b*tches who broke and they love me
Plus I'm so cool, like the temperature
[?] do my finisher, woah
There go the ho'
First I'ma f*ck her, then pass to my bro

[Chorus]
I'm f*ckin' way more than the average man probably
Don't bring your girl to my crib, she gon' slob me
b*tch, my name Trendy, ain't no n*gga top me
Swagger on Greek, 'cause my n*gga, I'm godly
I'm f*ckin' way more than the average man probably
Don't bring your girl to my crib, she gon' slob me
b*tch, my name Trendy, ain't no n*gga top me
Swagger on Greek, 'cause my n*gga, I'm godly