Twas the Night Before Kwanzaa lyrics

by

Rucka Rucka Ali


[Verse]
Twas the night before Kwanzaa and n*ggas were drinkin'
Santa Claus walked in, they said "b*tch, what you thinkin'?"
One of them had a gun, the other one had a knife
But Santa Claus was not goin' down without a fight
He pulled some presents from out of his bag
He kicked them in the nuts and called them all fags
But they didn't like that, yhey thought it was gay
For Santa's boner grew five times that day
They ran all his sh*t from his cash to his rocks
Santa pleaded with them, "This black on black crime must stop"
And just in that moment in walked Little Suzie
Little Suzie walked in with a sub-machine uzi
Everyone hit the deck 'cause those bullets was sprayin'
But Santa couldn't grasp what the black guy was sayin'
And on that little night, Little Suzie got famous
She shot Santa in his c*ck and it still hurt his anus
Santa pulled out his mistletoe and started to blast
No man left that night without a cap in his ass
And they heard Santa shout as he skipped up the chimney
"Merry Christmas, b*tch n*ggas, y'all shoulda got f*cked with me"
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