Suck My Balls (Jingle Bells) lyrics

[Intro]
Howdy there, faggots
It's me, Toby Queef
Everybody wanna hear a story?
Grab your fifth of Beethoven
Or yer moonshine with a little bit o' eggnog in there for good luck
And listen up
The following was all said by Jesus Christ at some point

[Verse 1]
I was drivin' down the street
When the police came to me
And they pulled to me to the curb
And said "Can I see ID?"
And I said, "No sir, f*ck you"
You're probably a Jew
So deck the halls and suck my balls
Let's a smoke a blunt or two
Or, you could

[Chorus]
Suck my balls
Suck my balls
Police all to have AIDS (Hey)
Got 'em one day from a bathhouse gang
In Southeastern LA (Yay)
Suck my balls
Suck my Balls
Police all have AIDS (Hey)
So I hit the gas, and I crushed his ass
And then I got away
[Verse 2]
So I drove down to the park
To hunt right after dark
And I saw some hippies dancin'
So I shot one in the heart
And his friend said
"Oh sh*t, you f*ckin' killed him, man!"
Then I made him eat his frisbee, and he threw up in his hand
And I made him

[Chorus]
Suck my balls
Suck my balls
Hippies all have AIDS (Hey)
Got 'em one time from the butt sex vine on a vacation in Spain (Hey)
Suck my balls
Suck my balls
Hippies all have AIDS (Hey)
They smoke their crack, and shoot their smack, and smell like sh*t all day

[Verse 3]
Went to the tittie bar
'Cause it wasn't too far
Saw a big tittie b*tch with a bush so big, one day she'll be a star
She likes Twinkies in her G-String
Or maybe a Hershey bar
Tonight, we gon' cow tippin' in the f*ckin' tittie bar (Yeehaw)
[Chorus]
Suck my balls
Suck my balls
Fat b*tches love cake
I love to f*ck fat b*tches, like Catholics like to rape (Hey)
Suck my balls
Suck my balls
Fat b*tches love cake
And if you stole this album, Rucka thinks your f*ckin' gay

[Outro]
White power
Powder? You know, cocaine?
Yeehaw