Letter to Santa lyrics
by Rucka Rucka Ali
[Verse]
Dear Santa
This yo' little cousin, Rucka Rucka Ali
First, I wanted to tell you, what a good ass mo'f*ckin' boy I been this year
I raised thirty-two dollars for Haiti
And a buck-fifty to help BP
What? A n*gga needs some skittles
Anyway
For this year's Christmas
All I ask you
Is a pound of purple pot
The ability to seduce any b*tch
And for my videos to stop gettin' deleted every motherf*ckin' day
You give me the same bullsh*t every Christmas
And some sh*t I did not ask for, and don't need to be here
And for this year
All I ask is for you to help a motherf*ckin'
Brother out, for once
Ten seconds from you on the video blog
Talkin' about, "yo quit deletin Rucka's sh*t"
Will come a long way with me, sir
f*ck you
I'm tired of your bullsh*t
And don't not never ask me for nothin' again
If you don't come through this mo'f*ckin' time
Merry f*ckin' Christmas, b*tch n*gga
f*ck you
Sincerely
Rucka Rucka motherf*cka Ali
[Outro]
PS: Ain't no cookies out, ain't none for you
So keep your black ass out my cupboard, this year
Peace