Lars Is Gay lyrics

[Chorus/Intro]
Kirk is gay
Robert's gay
Lars is gay
But the gayest is James

[Verse 1]
Guess who's really f*ckin gay
Robert, Lars and Kirk and James
They like suckin c*cks while their butthole's bein pounded

[Verse 2]
They like di*ks in every hole
They all swallow asses whole
Kirk does Lars who is already gay with James and Robert

[Chorus]
Kirk is gay
Robert's gay
Lars is gay
Kirk is gay
Robert's gay
Lars is gay
But the gayest is James

[Verse 3]
James will finger Kirk 'til six
Then suck on Rob and Lars's di*ks
While the balls of Kirk are safe inside his ass
[Verse 4]
Kirk's hand is fisted up
When it's twisted in James' butt
Ass to mouth
Thrust to bust
In James' ass, yeah

[Chorus]
Kirk is gay
Robert's gay
Lars is gay (with James)
Kirk is gay
Robert's gay
Lars is gay
Lars is a Hobbit

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[Bridge]
Cliff was gay
Jason's gay
Rob's a faggot
Ass to mouth
Thrust to bust
In James' ass
[Chorus]
Kirk is gay
Robert's gay
Lars is gay (with James)
Kirk is gay
Robert's gay
Lars is gay
But the gayest is James

[Bridge]
Ass to mouth (Ass to mouth)
Thrust to bust (Thrust to bust)
James' ass (James' ass)
The gayest is James

[Post-Chorus]
Yeah
They're gay like Sting and Bono
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

[Pre-Chorus]
They sure like suckin di*k

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Da da da da, da da da, (At least on the downlow) da da da-ah da-ah da (Gay? Yes)
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[Post-Song]
Welcome to the Band
Congratulations
You're one of us now
Holy sh*t, I'm in Metallica
This is awesome
This is like my dream come true
This is every Metallica fan's dream come true
This is like the greatest thing of all time, I can't believe I'm here
Nothing could ruin this, even I can't f*ck this up, oh my god
I don't even know what to say
... I should say something I guess
Hey good thing you guys aren't a buncha n*ggers
I'm with ya brother