Can’t Lose Weight lyrics

[Verse 1]
I wanna slim down
For my son (my son, my son)
I wanna get the b*tches with the tights on (tights on, tights on)
Drivin' around town with the brights on (brights on, brights on)
Mickey Ds has the mothf*ckin lights on (lights on, lights on)
And I just wanna get a little bite one (I just want a little f*ckin' bite)
And I know I shouldn't have it but I'd like one (I'll just have a little much tonight)
I'll get some onion rings and a diet coke (ooooooooooh)
Tomorrow I can up on the bike but (bike but, bike but)

[Chorus]
I can't lose (I can't lose)
Can't lose the weight (Can't lose the weight, can't lose the weight)
Oh-oh
I can't lose (I can't lose)
Can't lose the weight (Can't lose the weight, oh-oh) (yeah!)

[Verse 2]
I'm tired of being home alone
At least I have Burger King
Try the new burger shake (try the sugar steak)
I never get with the girls
So I give my heart a stroke
Before it could.. break!
Feeling the heart race...!
Was touched when I was a kid
Now I make my self obese (self obese)
Push the world away!
Keep the world from me-hey-ey-yeah!
I lost some calories as a child (child)
So I take a hundred years to find 'em
[Chorus]
I can't lose (I can't lose)
I can't lose the weight (I can't lose the weight, I can't lose the weight)
Oh-oh
I can't lose
I can't lose the weight
I can't lose the weight
Oh-oh (Woo! Woo-ooo)

[Verse 3]
I wanna slim down tonight
Watch Marques Brownley and play Fortnite!
Hit the park and jog
Let the weight drop down
Eat some raisins
Nuts
And gay stuff now
And I could be the man the girls want (I could be the n*gga that they want)
If I could take a chance I could do it up (I could have a better life)
But now I'm in the store alone
No one cares what I get
I'll get food for the pain! (I can't make a change...)

[Chorus]
I can't lose (I can't lose)
I can't lose the weight (Can't lose the weight)
Can't lose the weight (Can't lose the weight)
Oh-oh
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Uhhhh-Ohhh-I can't lose
I can't lose
I can't lose the weight (can't lose the weight)
I can't lose the weight (can't lose the weight)
Oh-oh