Dago lyrics

[Hook]
I am a dago, garlic in my nose
Bakin some garlic bread for you
Watchin Italians try to be normal’s
Like watchin monkeys fling their poo
Ay, I’m walking here

[Verse 1]
I'm just a spaghetti vendor
I'm just a dirty guinea
I don’t need lube on my weiner
Because I'm so gr-easy
My wife has a pretty mustache
It's growin off of her back
I own my own pizzeria
Mobsters all meet here at night
Come order a bite
Calzone and a Sprite
Al-Capone also might
Put you in a box
Concrete in your socks
Guess all that us wops is good at is crime

[Hook]
I'm just a dago, spaghetti slurper
All that they say of my race is true
All an Italian has ever done was
Lose at a world war, 1 and 2
Them nappy headed bast*rds smell like sh*t
Id rather see them all sleep with the fish
Their all some furry hairball piece of sh*ts
Provolone spagettos, suck my di*k
[Verse 2]
I'm just a burnt pizza guido
I shoot up to stay in shape
Gym, tan, and laundrio
I'm known to do date rape
I'm allegedly a pedophile
That means I smush little kids
Sometimes I watch Jersy Shore and
I get so oh very proud
Wow look at those nice young talented
Bright zips goombas and wops
Suck eachothers c*cks
Now Snooki's knocked up
Child protective should just park at her house

[Hook]
I'm just a dago, a mafioso
I'm just a banged up gangster dude
I guess Italian something that happened
Afficans raped some dago jews
There might be a good answer to this sh*t
Lets throw cannolies off of Brooklyn bridge
Italians are the dumbest group there is
Mexicans, Italians, whats the diff?

[Verse 3]
Ciao paranto, mitalianto
I run pasta la restaurianto
A-please come in for slice a-pizza
I'm a fascista, café barista
They call me nigariga toni, hook up my homies
with extra cheeses and pepperoni in macaroni
I'm a jabroni like mista Jesus
When will spaghetti be hot already?
It take long time and I a-sweaty
I drink white wine and I smoke cigario
I clog the toilet, call up Mario
Mamamia papapia, eat a pasta quesadilla
Sicicilia sucka dia, spaghetti was my idea
[Hook]
I am a dago, gobbling orzo
I'm just a racist hateful goon
No one Italian has ever done
One notable thing but make Ragu
Salami eating brown shirt rizzo zips
Grape stompin ginzo hot-head gino flips
The last I would like to say is this
Their food is good, and the girls have big tits
So uh no hard feelins right?