Oscar the Incel (I is for Incel) lyrics

[Intro]
Hey man, can I get two bucks
I live in the trash, you down?
I'll get Snuffleupagus
(To blow you, baby)

[Verse 1]
Welcome to the street
Where Muppet b*tches got they hand out
Rosita only feed her taco
Til her money ran out
Zoe gave a blowie
To a man with a Millennio
Don't bother with a monster
'Cause the way my life panned out
Julia got an OnlyFans, when she turned 18
Can't get up in her snatch
I ain't got no green
f*ck these dolls
Ain't got no girl for me
I thought of going gay, like Bert and Ernie (Oh, baby)
Never met a thot that was evеn worth a diddle
Never had a friеnd, they would sell me for a tittle
Girls don't wanna f*ck me unless I drive a
Little
Lex
Durango, or a Grand Trizzle
... And all I got is Sprocket
With no spot to park it (Oh no...)
I'm just a green, small, drop of jock itch
It's cool, I don't even want a b*tch
[Chorus]
Never hang with
Elmo, no
Never smoke crack with Grover
I just wanna chill alone...
In my trash bin (In my trash bin)
Never gonna eff no hoes
Never have a crew, f*ck noes
Everyone out there is
Gross
Man, I'm grouchy
No b*tch, for me...
"Get away from me, you stupid girls!"
No friends, for me...
"Go away, you faggots!"

[Verse 2]
Now, just so you get your facts right
Women gaslight
Telly lost his cash right?
Kermit tried it with Ms. Piggy
She a fat swine
Drained his ass and left
With his last dime (Clean your room, bucko)
Big Bird thought he'll try
His shot with the ladies
Prairie Dawn f*cked him
'Cause he pay for her Mercedes
That's the kind of sh*t we ain't teaching to these babies
Let me educate you suckas before it's too late
[Bridge]
"A is for
All you b*tches
Want my green, and my riches
Status chasing, ratchet witches
Count should make you make sandwiches"

[Chorus]
Never hang with
Elmo, no
Never smoke crack with Grover
I just wanna chill alone...
In my trash bin (In my trash bin)
Never gonna eff no hoes
Never have a crew, f*ck noes
Everyone out there is
Gross
Man, I'm grouchy
Hey man, can I get two bucks
I live in the trash, you down?
I'll get Snuffleupagus
(To blow you, baby)

[Outro]
Never gettin' laid in life (Nope)
I'll be always gay and die (Yep)
And be violated by
Some Kurd dude
(Nine O'Leven)