Come, Take a Trip In My Air-Ship lyrics

[Jeff]
Would you stop tuning that guitar?! You are a hundred and five years old! Tell me exactly what you did with your life to end up here, so I don't make the same mistakes!

[Pierce]
EXCUSE ME! But it's springtime, and I thought I might woo a few chicks

No-one to watch while we're kissing
No-one to see while we spoon
Let's take a trip in my airship
And we'll visit the man in the moon-

Hey, hey, hey! What the heck?! Hey! What-?! What the hell?!

[Abed]
Sorry

[Jeff]
Animal House. A reference my ears applaud