Smokin & Drinkin lyrics

[Verse 1]
I'm on my bullsh*t
Bar-stool pimpin'
On a southern fried chicken
On a whiskey-soaked August day
And she told me last summer
That she lost her only lover
'Cause he's got himself locked away
He was cooking meth, trippin'
She was on a pole strippin'
Just American as apple pie
Now she's looking for a lover
'Cause she wanna be a mother
Trying to show me that she's ride or die
She looks a little bit weathered
But she's down for whatever
And she probably knows a trick or two
Says she got a few friends
If you got a couple ends
Boy they'd probably let you f*ck them too

[Chorus]
I'm on my bullsh*t
Smokin' and drinkin'
Just wasting my time
No worrying no thinking
More women, more wine
I'm on my bullsh*t
Smokin' and drinkin'
Just wasting my time
No worrying no thinking
More women, more wine

[Verse 2]
I'm on my bullsh*t
Drinkin' with some trouble
'Til I start to see double
And they put me in city jail
Sometimes you may have problems
And the only way to solve 'em
Is to always walk around with bail
I lost a few nights
And I lost a couple fights
Blacked out on a whiskey binge
I sold a lot of ticks
f*cked a bunch of hot chicks
And a couple that might make you cringe
Got to keep it one hundred
I'll say it if I done it
Don't give a f*ck about how you feel
All you cheaters and liars
With your cheap amplifiers
Talk about how you're keepin' it real
[Chorus]
I'm on my bullsh*t
Smokin' and drinkin'
Just wasting my time
No worrying no thinking
More women, more wine
I'm on my bullsh*t
Smokin' and drinkin'
Just wasting my time
No worrying no thinking
More women, more wine

[Verse 3]
I'm on my bullsh*t
Low temp dabbin'
Pistol grip grabbin'
I'm a chrome plated man of steel
Severely underrated
Occasionally I'm hated
'Cause I like to tell it how I feel
When push come to shove
Got a whole lotta love
For the people still holdin' me down
Made a whole lotta ends
And I kept a few friends
Whole time I've been f*cking around
[Chorus]
I'm on my bullsh*t
Smokin' and drinkin'
Just wasting my time
No worrying no thinking
More women, more wine
I'm on my bullsh*t
Smokin' and drinkin'
Just wasting my time
No worrying no thinking
More women, more wine

[Outro]
I'm on my bullsh*t