HOW TO MAKE FRIENDS lyrics

[Intro]
Ayo, this sh*t is all jokes so like
Shut the f*ck up

[Verse 1]
Ayo, tell Eminem to shave his beard and get back on that vicodin
Bleach his hair and call both his mother and wife a ‘b*tch’
When I see Lil Xan, I’ll be ready to get violent
He’s got a gun but when he sees me, he’s just gonna slice his wrists
I don’t need to fight Lil Baby, I did the research
Just slip a perc in his drink watch him die from a seizure
The f*ck I look like asking for a Chance feature?
I’ma force his wife and daughter to rock a Kazuo t-shirt
I’ll cheat on Cardi B and probably never feel pitiful
Then snitch on 6ix9ine for some sh*t he didn’t do
I don’t give a f*ck, sh*t on my life I want hate
The type to do a drive by on an ex/X, Jahseh
When it gets ugly my face will be still pretty
I’ll jump Chris Brown in the body of Lil di*ky
While wearing some Fenty makeup as Karreuche chills with me
Forcing Royalty to watch then afterwards kill Trippie
Yeah yeah, I’m an as*h*le but I bag hoes
I’ll lynch the new Kanye while rocking a Klan robe
And have the sound of him choking later used as a sample
By the old Kanye like *choke* (he f*cking snapped bro)