My di*k lyrics

[Verse 1: Mickey Avalon]
My di*k cost a late-night fee
Your di*k got the HIV
My di*k plays on the double-feature screen
Your di*k went straight to DVD

[Verse 2: Andre Legacy]
My di*k, bigger than a bridge
Your di*k look like a little kid's
My di*k large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your sh*t look like you fourteen

[Verse 3: Dirt Nasty]
My di*k, locked in a cage, right
Your di*k suffer from stage fright
My di*k so hot, it's stolen
Your di*k look like Gary Coleman

[Verse 4: Mickey Avalon]
My di*k, pink and big
Your di*k stinks like sh*t
My di*k got a Caesar 'do
Your di*k needs a tweezer, dude

[Verse 5: Andre Legacy]
My di*k is like super-size
Your di*k look like two fries
My di*k, more mass than the Earth
Your di*k half-staff, it needs work
[Verse 6: Dirt Nasty]
My di*k been there done that
Your di*k sits there with dunce cap
My di*k VIP
Your sh*t needs ID

[Chorus: Mickey Avalon, Dirt Nasty, & Andre Legacy]
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. We got di*ks like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. We got di*ks like Jesus

[Verse 7: Mickey Avalon, (Andre Legacy)]
My di*k need no introduction
Your di*k don't even function
(My di*k served a whole luncheon)
(Your di*k, it look like a munchkin)

[Verse 8: Dirt Nasty, (Mickey Avalon)]
My di*k, size of a pumpkin
Your di*k look like Macaulay Culkin
(My di*k good, good loving)
(Your di*k good for nothing)
[Verse 9: Andre Legacy, (Dirt Nasty)]
My di*k bench pressed 350
Your di*k couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
(My di*k pretty damn skippy)
(Your di*k hungry as a hippie)

[Verse 10: Mickey Avalon, (Andre Legacy)]
My di*k don't fit down the chimney
Your di*k is like a kid from the Philippines
(My di*k is like an M16)
(Your di*k, broken vending machine)

[Verse 11: Dirt Nasty, (Mickey Avalon)]
My di*k parts the seas
Your di*k farts and queefs
(My di*k rumble in the jungle)
(Your di*k got touched by your uncle)

[Verse 12: Andre Legacy, (Dirt Nasty)]
My di*k goes to yoga
Your di*k fruit roll-up
(My di*k, grade-A beef)
(Your di*k, Mayday geek)

[Verse 13: Mickey Avalon, (Andre Legacy)]
My di*k, sick and dangerous
Your di*k, quick and painless
(My di*k, 'nuff said)
(Your di*k loves Fred)
[Chorus: Mickey Avalon, Dirt Nasty, & Andre Legacy]
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. We got di*ks like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. We got di*ks like Jesus