p*nis Capades lyrics

[Verse 1]
Smokin' a golden rap, eatin' Alaskan trail mix
That's raisins, peanuts, and shriveled up whale di*ks
Zero milligrams of cholesterol
The Beverly Center is not a mall
It's a haven for Cliff Clavin, nah, just fakin'
I said it cuz' it rhymes real good
It's a spot for rich c*m sl*ts in Hollywood
A Beverly Hills who that clever with me
Cause I like oxys, and Vicos, but xannies give me chills
I'm sick of wack b*tches who I'm through bein' nice
I wanna three b*tches, twice, with lice, a nice
And now you got frozen mouse pus*y disease, pus*y disease
Mickey Mouse ice capades between ya' knees
Or should I say pus*y capades, pus*y capades
I like that better, pus*y capades!

[Chorus]
pus*y, pus*y capades, pus*y capades
Pu-pus*y, pus*y capades, pus*y capades
pus*y, pus*y capades, pus*y capades
Pu-pus*y, pus*y capades, pus*y capades

[Verse 2]
Rockin' a Cosby sweater with a Beretta
Got a V for Vendetta, or V for vagina
Go to Japan and f*ck a b*tch from China
Go to China, f*ck a b*tch from Japan
If a chick talk sh*t, hit the b*tch with a pan
Say "cook my sh*t b*tch, cook my sh*t!"
"You a big jack sl*t, so cook my sh*t!"
And if you got beef, I'll f*ck your mother in the teeth
I think I love her when she queefs, but I'm not too sure
One time I j*rked off to a hot Jew whore
Went to the ice cream store to find the right flavor
Stick my c*ck and balls in and said "see ya' later"
I brought new life to [?] and cream
My p*nis was colder than a skating team
Or should I say p*nis capades, p*nis capades
Yeah I like that better, p*nis capades!
[Chorus]
p*nis, p*nis capades, p*nis capades
Pe-p*nis, p*nis capades, p*nis capades
p*nis, p*nis capades, p*nis capades
Pe-p*nis, p*nis capades, p*nis capades

pus*y, pus*y capades, pus*y capades
Pu-pus*y, pus*y capades, pus*y capades
p*nis, p*nis capades, p*nis capades
Pe-p*nis, p*nis capades, p*nis capades