King of Cartoons lyrics

[Intro]
Presenting... presenting... presenting...
His royal majesty, The King of Cartoons

[Flowers]
That's right, you heard us correctly
He'll be right here directly
To present a cartoon perfectly
Dooba dooba doobee doowah...

[Hook]
The king... the king... the king...
The king... the king... the king...
The king... the king... the king...
Of Cartoons!

[Verse 1: Andy Milonakis]
I'm the King of Cartoons, wacky as f*ck!
Getting head in the lacks with Daffy Duck
Rolling downtown to find Bugs Bunny!
Mother f*cker, better have my drug money
The Road Runner, is a homeless speed freak
Cash that fool, I'll snap his Meep Meep
Smurfette, has got a blueberry puss!
Make that b*tch drink my Smurferry juice!
Gargamel gargles Asreal's c*m
And Asreal get Smurfs right in the bum
And Garfield likes to buttf*ck Odie
Then he howls, like a Wile E Coyote!
Pepe Le Pew is always on his knees
Then the Skunk stink smells like Lamberger cheese
Don't touch that dial, please stay tuned
Suck my di*k, I'm the King of Cartoons!
[Hook]
The king... the king... the king...
The king... the king... the king...
The king... the king... the king...
Of Cartoons!

[Verse 2]
Now welcome back to our show!
Bout' to pork Miss Piggy in her porkhole
And when she c*ms, she's faking it
She got Porkchop pus*y and Bacon tits
I think that Kermit skeeted on skeeter
And Beaker got aids from a f*cked up tweaker
And He-Man, is really a She-Man
He's a tranie from Downtown, Cleaveland!
He's born to fighting evil
Now he's homeless and fighting needles
The Count has a big jew nows
And Snuffleupagus is real, who knows?
I battle Bert and Earnie
Put those Orange and Yellow faggots on a Gearnie
[Porkie Pig] That's all folks! [Andy] See you real soon
Suck my di*k, I'm the King of Cartoons!

[Hook]
The king... the king... the king...
The king... the king... the king...
The king... the king... the king...
Of Cartoons!
*instrumental*

[Hook]
The king... the king... the king...
The king... the king... the king...
The king... the king... the king...
Of Cartoons! (x2)