My Name Is lyrics

[Hook x2]
Hi, my name is
I'm not famous
Hi, my name is
Dirt Nasty
Hi, my name is
I like anus
Hi, my name is
Dirt Nasty

[Verse 1]
Hi trick, you heard "My di*k"
You know I made that beat in five minutes at my crib
Dirt Nasty, you heard that I'm the nicest
Got blue balls but a big little white di*k
Your girl's dead weight, she blew me in the eighth grade
Ugly ass face but I gotta say the head's great
Stretch said "Dirt, you a dumb f*ck"
Don't be mad cause I got my nuts sucked in a dump truck
I'm white trashy, ? your wife's ass cheeks
Then corn ? that freak like we were in Nebrask-y
I'm a idiot, always sayin' silly sh*t
Your sister's spreading eagle on some Philly sh*t
But I'm a Niners fan, drunk with a shiner man
Always at the hot spots like a fireman
I'm wired man, been up for a week
Me and Charlie Sheen watching Scary Movie 3

[Hook]

[Verse 2]
I'm a f*ckin' loser, a drug abuser
Sniffin' snooters as I stick it in her pooper
I'm not a shooter, don't lift the ruger
But I be up in Oakland hanging with Mr. Cooper
Then fly to Tijuana
Get my coconuts turned into pina colada
Benihana, me and your momma
Sizzle my meat on the grill sayonara
Voilà, a ménage à trois
Two Persian girls calling me Allah
Jesus f*ck, God damn
Those hoes are so thick I put my di*k in the trash can
I just want to get my duck sicked
What the f*ck b*tch
Sock your rims on some rough sh*t
You love di*k, right in your face hole
Open up for the cream filled skin roll

[Hook]