White Boys Freestyle lyrics

[Andre Legacy]
sh*t's getting magical
I'm a drug addict but my life ain't tragic
I'm straight up living lovely
This my best friend and he loves me

[Dirt Nasty]
And I ain't that ugly
But your b*tch so old
She looks
Nah I ain't racist but I hit

[Andre Legacy]
Everything's palatial
Ain't no reason to get racial
We about to go get a facial
Manicure, pedicure, amazing

[Dirt Nasty]
My balls are raisins
Wrinkled up man, you should taste 'em
It's like you're at a vineyard
Oh, can I taste that [?] from Michigan

[Andre Legacy]
Dirt Nasty and the Legacy
Ain't a rapper alive that can get next to me
I take ecstacy and other drugs
Yes please

[Dirt Nasty]
Bill Bellamy used to be my homie
Until he whipped out that black balogna
I said "chill"
At the same time, man sh*t got real

[Andre Legacy]
Was that them old MTV days
When you was in the crazy drug phase
Living in New York City
And f*cking all b*tches with the big ass titties
[Dirt Nasty]
Nah f*ck titties, I'm an ass man
My body is the drug trash can
I should've been in Afganistan
But I'm a pus*y so I kick it with my Africans

[Andre Legacy]
I'd never go to war, that sh*t is wack
I'd rather tour
Go f*ck b*tches from here to New York
And come back and show em the [?]

[Dirt Nasty]
You, you want di*k galore?
Well lucky for you, you knocked on the right door
Cause I'm a white whore
And I might score if you give the gash gore

[Andre Legacy]
Por favor, do you know who I am, whore?
I'll slap you like a whore
You make me snore, you I ignore

[Dirt Nasty]
I buttf*cked your grandma
That pus*y tasted like the tampon
But it tasted like depends
Blood, sh*t, it never ends
[Andre Legacy]
I'm possessed, all I want is porn and sex
I was born to die
f*ck you and your DUI

[Dirt Nasty]
And I was born naked
I walk in buttf*cking an Arabian
Or was she Jamaican?
I don't know but the body was banging

[Andre Legacy]
He ain't faking
I ain't Muslim, asalamalakem
I'm straight up Christian
And my sh*t's b*tching
Hotter than a kitchen

[Dirt Nasty]
Yeah, I don't talk religion
But if I had to, I'd say it like this man
I'm Jewish as f*ck
And you can tell cause my nose bigger then Donald Duck di*k

[Andre Legacy]
I'm straight up Catholic
I told the nun that I have a di*k
Straight for your face
I pulled it out, gave her a taste

[Dirt Nasty]
b*tch, you a gonner
You trying to come to my house, doing some laundry
Man, f*ck that
It's about time for you to feel the *chick chick* blast

[Andre Legacy]
Boom, that's how it goes
When the gat between your toes
I'll blast your feet
Talk to your mom, I'm blasphemy

[Dirt Nasty]
Yeah, I eat red meat when I eat vegetables, beets
I'm hella-f*cking-healthy
You think I'm gonna rhyme that sh*t with "wealthy"

[Andre Legacy]
No way, he's stealthy
Walk through your crib and start getting creepy
That's how we do it
Andre Legacy, I got the fluids

[Dirt Nasty]
And my di*k is Jewish
But my balls are Buddhist
f*ck it, I'm a nudist
And I'm not prudish
But I'll hit you with a prune right under your rude fish

[Andre Legacy]
I ain't Ralph Macchio
But I eat your ass up like carpaccio
Delicious, the Legacy, my balls is nutritious

[Dirt Nasty]
b*tch, do the dishes
That's all your worth about
That's word of mouth
I heard you could scrub a dish
But really, can you suck our di*ks?