Drunk Preppy Freestyle lyrics

I'm a baby
I drink Jack Dan-yees
Mothaf*cka, check it out
I used to be sober
Not lately, I'm hungover
I strike like a cobra
Double - f*ck your sober
I'm a straight loco
Mothaf*cka, put you in a choke hold
In Acapulco, at the back of the booth with Don DeMarco
I'm so sick
Used to suck my own di*k
I look like a preppy b*tch
That's a disguise, I'll jack your b*tch
I be like come over to the crib
She thinks she gon' get f*cked up and get some kids
She gon' get jacked
When I steal her phone and the port jack
I'm a mother f*ck
I made this beat in the back of a dump truck
b*tch I'm loco
Suck my own di*k, yo
Yall think you can hate me
Just cuz you know I'm a white boy from Haiti
Mothaf*cka don't know me
Rockin' straight Sergio Di Coni
Straight came from the club
Alone, f*ck a b*tch, don't need a back rub
I can suck my own di*k, b*tch
You all alone and sh*t
Like Macaulay Culkin
I swoop like a falcon
Check out the ten fingers
I'm relaxing with ninjas
This tooth needs to get pulled
Your mom's a bull
She looks like Roberto Devonte
f*ck your mom like Devonte
Your mom got butt f*cked
Like Delonte West in Cleveland
I don't rhyme when I rap
b*tches like you think you're clockin' snaps
White boys like me clock the cheddar
I go on forever and ever
Never ending story
You're boring, your raps got me snoring
I'm a smooth ass James Bond
I put flames in the bong
I quit smoking weed, quit cigarettes
Now I drink all night, G
Straight Jack Daniels
I slap your man, bro
That dude's a b*tch
Lately I've been suckin' my own di*k
I made this beat on acid
I leave the f*ckin' bast*rds
Cracker, blast ya, nah mothaf*cka I ain't from Alaska
Don't call me Sarah Palin
You could call me very blazin'
When I put the Ruger straight to your di*k like Freddie Kruger
Man, I don't give a f*ck
Freestyling butt naked with a dead duck
I butt f*ck animals
Buff as a cannibal