[Intro]
Sakurai!
Are you kidding me?
I know you're having a seizure, but come on!
I'm ready now
I'll show you exactly why I need to be here!
[Verse 1]
I heard there was a secret WAH
That David WAH'd and it pleased the WAH
But you don't really care for music, do wah?
[Verse 1]
It goes like this: the WAH, the WAH
The minor WAH
The major WAH
The baffled king composing Waluigi
[Chorus]
Waluigi
Waluigi
Waluigi
Waluigi
(Starts breaking down into tears and the song ends)