True Love Story lyrics

Part 1

Once there was girllll and a boy
The girl was Maryanna and Luke was the boy
They fell in love real f*cking quick
But luke didn't know maryanna loves my di*k
Then they broke up, please take back yo shoebox
Its a shame all cuz of my fat c*ck
I think they back together, I don't even know
That's enough about those 2 hoes

Part 2

Reed and Annie didn't think they'd get di*ked too
Reed you sound like you need a f*cking tissue
But Annie's voice is the real f*cking issue
When she laughs 3 kids go hungry
And she said Logan, Why you make fun of me?
Cuz reeds blue balled and you only like my D
Free my mans, Balls shriveled up

Part 3

Once there was a girllll and a boy
Zoe was the girl and cris was the boy
sh*t ended real f*cking quick
Prolly cuz they didn't now who had the di*k
Once there was 8 chcicks and manny
Thats 8 chicks that have given him a handy