Matespritship lyrics

[KARKAT, sung]
Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I
And let's face it, right? Who isn't less fortunate than I?
My tender heart tends to start to bleed (And I'm not telling you the color)
And when someone needs quadrant advice, I've plenty knowledge in supply
I know, I know exactly what they need
And even in your case (Ampora)
Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face (Again)
Don't worry, this time we will succeed
Follow my lead
And yes, indeed
We'll fix your

Matespritship
We'll get you a matespritship
I'll teach you the proper poise when you talk to boys
Little ways to flirt and flounce
I'll show you what shoes to wear, how to fix that hair
Everything that helps to find you a matespritship
I'll help you with matespritship
You'll hang with the right cohorts, you'll be good at sports
Know the slang you've got to know
So let's start 'cause you've got an awfully long way to go

Don't be offended by my frank analysis
Think of it as personality dialysis
Now that I've chosen to become
Your moirail and adviser, there's nobody wiser
Not when it comes to
Matespritship
I know about matespritship
And with an assist from me to be who you'll be
Instead of the pompous who you were (Well, are)
There's nothing that can stop you from your matesprit anymore... -Mar!

La-la, la-la
We're gonna fix your matespritship

When I see some hopeless dude who
Cannot even sense the mood
I remind him on his own behalf that there are
Ways to capture the attention
Of disagreeable troll wenches
We don't require brains or knowledge
Don't make me laugh!

[KARKAT, spoken]
This is a quadrant thing
Please and you know how complicated that can be

[KARKAT, sung]
It's not about making sense, it's all pretense
So it's pretty confusing
To understand romance and Nepeta's shipping wall like me
[KARKAT, spoken]
Why, Mister Ampora, just look at you. You look pretty f*cking good without those ridiculous hipster frames you've always got on... Everybody's a critic

[KARKAT, sung]
And though you protest
Your disinterest
I know deep in my heart
Bet you didn't know that you were charming from the start, idiot
La-la, la-la
Just don't forget to get that b*tch a whale
b*tches love whales